The Hurricanes will sweep the Rangers
Big Canes fan now. Canes in four. They can't lose at home.
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View episodeThe Suns are officially dead
Suns are cooked, absolutely cooked. We're calling it. This game. Sons are cooked, absolutely cooked. ... I've never seen in credit to the Mavs. ... It's a combo of like the Mavs playing great, but also the Suns forgetting how to like touch a basketball.
Chris Paul is a fraud
I'm going to call it right now. I'm going to use a hard D-bomb. What's that? Hank? A fraud. ... Chris Paul is literally the best NBA player of all time that has sucked.
The Celtics will beat the Heat in five or six games
I do think the Celtics are a better team. Like I think this should be a five or six game series. And I just, you know, Heat culture all that shit, but that was, you know, even the bubble, like the Celtics team is a much different team than they were in the bubble. They're way better.
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View profileThe Jets fleeced the Titans in the Andre Sweat for Jermaine Johnson trade
I think the Jets fleece the Titans. I think it's a win-win, win-win win plus for the Jets. I'll say win plus... So they traded for Andre Sweat. He has two years left on his contract. Jermaine Johnson only had one year left on his contract. That's the plus... And that's the reason why you traded Jermaine Johnson because he was on the last year of his rookie deal.
Jets owner Woody Johnson is a failure who needs to go
Woody Johnson just, you know, he's gotta go... He's in the [Epstein] files. Yeah, he's in them... Everything they do is lose so you gotta take stuff away.
The Ravens will trade Lamar Jackson to the Jets this offseason
I spoke it into existence... Good organization, they think their guy's over the hump might have injuries. Send him to a bad organization who's needy, haven't made the playoffs in 15 years, has a lot of draft capital. Oh my God, that'd be so sick.