Being ignored at a roast is meaner than being made fun of
That's almost meaner [to go soft]. If I ignore you at a roast, it means either you can't take it or I don't care about you.
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View episodeKevin Durant must feel great seeing the Warriors struggle in Game 1
The more important news, [Kevin Durant]'s got to be feeling real good right now. Very conflicted, [Kevin Durant]. Real good. That sound you hear is [Kevin Durant]'s calf magically healing itself.
The Warriors will most likely win the rest of the NBA Finals
The Raptors win game one... and the Warriors now have to say, ooh, hopefully Kevin Durant will come back, or most likely they'll just become the Warriors again and probably win the rest of the season.
The NBA Finals between the Raptors and Warriors will go at least six games
I'm just excited that it's going to at least go five. And we at least push that bet, Hank, of how many more NBA games are there going to be. I think it will go six at least.
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View profileComedians should lean into their specific niche rather than trying to be generalists
Dave Chappelle actually gave me a pretty healthy pep talk about it probably about 10, 12 years ago where he's like, that's your lane, bro. Make it a highway. Make it a six lane highway. And he's right. No one really does that. Roasting became so fun. I felt pigeonholed for a while, but [Chappelle] was right.