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The Jets will not win a single game for the rest of the season

After last night's game, I don't think they're gonna win a game. I think they're gonna go... that team did not look like they could win a game.

The Jets finished 3-14, one of the worst records in the NFL. While they did win 3 games (not zero), they were essentially terrible for the rest of the season as Memes predicted.

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Oct 1, 2025
#16575
Big CatBig Cat

The Guardians have team of destiny vibes this postseason

Tigers got in a little bit of trouble there in the ninth with Javi Baez having an error. Looked like the Guardians, like the Guardians, at least the way they finished the season, have some team of destiny type of vibes.

The Cleveland Guardians did not have a deep postseason run in 2025. They were not among the MLB playoff teams that advanced far.
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Oct 1, 2025
#16578
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The Bengals should trade for Jameis Winston to save their season

We need Jameis so, so badly... At least Jameis is gonna sling it. At least he's gonna throw it... because it's a national emergency.

The Bengals did not trade for Jameis Winston. This was more of a wish/plea than a prediction. The Bengals finished 6-11 in 2025.
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Oct 1, 2025
#16587
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Drew Allar will have a long career as an NFL backup but never be a starter

I think this man is going to have a Chase Daniel type career as a backup quarterback... millionaire, top 0.001% of quarterback to ever play the game of football, but never be the guy, a starter, but a great backup.

Long-term career prediction.

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The Jets fleeced the Titans in the Andre Sweat for Jermaine Johnson trade

I think the Jets fleece the Titans. I think it's a win-win, win-win win plus for the Jets. I'll say win plus... So they traded for Andre Sweat. He has two years left on his contract. Jermaine Johnson only had one year left on his contract. That's the plus... And that's the reason why you traded Jermaine Johnson because he was on the last year of his rookie deal.

Evaluating who 'won' a trade for defensive linemen usually takes a full season of play to determine.
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Jets owner Woody Johnson is a failure who needs to go

Woody Johnson just, you know, he's gotta go... He's in the [Epstein] files. Yeah, he's in them... Everything they do is lose so you gotta take stuff away.

This is a fan opinion on ownership and cannot be objectively proven.
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The Ravens will trade Lamar Jackson to the Jets this offseason

I spoke it into existence... Good organization, they think their guy's over the hump might have injuries. Send him to a bad organization who's needy, haven't made the playoffs in 15 years, has a lot of draft capital. Oh my God, that'd be so sick.

A bold offseason prediction for 2026.