A-Rod is breaking up with J-Lo just for the clout

I feel like A-Rod is breaking up just for the clout these days.

Buying an NBA franchise is a better midlife crisis move than buying a sports car

What's tired: buying a sports car for your midlife crisis. Wired: buying a fucking NBA franchise.

LaMarcus Aldridge is not a Hall of Famer

[Big Cat]: is LaMarcus Aldridge a Hall of Famer? [PFT Commenter]: Nah. Hang on, hang on. Let me just be strong.

Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise always play themselves, whereas Tom Hanks is a chameleon

Harrison Ford... he's not a character actor. He always plays Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise. He always plays Tom Cruise, whereas Tom Hanks has that sort of ability to chameleonize a bit.

Boxers like Floyd Mayweather and Jake Paul should honor the sport by entering the octagon

I always feel like Mayweather or Jake Paul or whatever his name is should really honor their sport, too. They talk such a big game, but they would never go into the octagon. ... Mayweather would never go into the domain of McGregor.

Roger Maris is the real home run king

[The asterisk] represents like the real home run king in my estimation. ... [Mark McGwire] apologized to [Maris's widow] for the shame that he brought to that record and breaking Roger's record and it being so well known that he was juiced the whole time.