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Will Zalatoris, Actor Barry Pepper, A-Rod/JLo split up and Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, April 16, 202122 takes

Love is officially dead, again. Free form friday with some J-Rod talk, Sam Darnold to the Niners fake rumor, Lamarcus Aldridge and does Trevor Lawrence love Football? ( - ) Actor Barry Pepper joins the show to talk about his new movie, his crazy childhood spent on a boat traveling the world and tons more ( - ). Pro Golfer Will Zalatoris joins to talk about finishing second in the Masters, becoming part of our golf crew, and the whirlwind last week and a half ( - ). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week and Billy has reported another post.

Will Zalatoris and Barry Pepper on The Masters, Saving Private Ryan, and J-Rod's Split

Love is officially dead. Again. Big Cat and PFT Commenter open the show mourning the end of J-Rod, the power couple of A-Rod and J-Lo. While A-Rod is posting Instagram stories with Kleenex boxes and Coldplay soundtracks, the guys are looking at the silver lining: at least they don't have to worry about whether or not they'll be invited to the wedding anymore.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11241
Big CatBig Cat

A-Rod is breaking up with J-Lo just for the clout

I feel like A-Rod is breaking up just for the clout these days.

The breakup was real, but the 'clout' motivation is a matter of interpretation of his public-facing grieving.

PFT already has the perfect revenge plan for J-Lo to get back at Alex.

Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#11243
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

J-Lo should buy the New York Mets as an all-time flex on A-Rod

You know what would be an all-time flex if J-Lo went out and she bought the New York Mets? If she invested in it.

J-Lo did not buy the Mets; Steve Cohen remained the owner.

Trevor Lawrence and the Hair Concern

Turning to the NFL, the guys discuss the recent Sports Illustrated profile on Trevor Lawrence where he admitted he doesn't have a massive chip on his shoulder. Billy Football is naturally concerned that the presumptive number one pick simply doesn't care enough about the grind, leading to a heated debate about whether hair length correlates to Super Bowl success.

Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#11248
Billy FootballBilly Football

Trevor Lawrence does not actually like football

[Trevor Lawrence] actually doesn't like football, which means that he's never fought to keep playing football. And he's going to get to a point in the NFL for the first time in his life where he's never had to play hard to keep playing football.

Lawrence has played several years in the NFL as a starter, showing durability and commitment, though debate about his 'elite' status continues.

PFT is convinced that no quarterback with flowing locks has ever hoisted a Lombardi, which is a major red flag for the Jaguars.

Push
Apr 16, 2021
#11249
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A long-haired quarterback has never won a Super Bowl

I don't get the whole Jesus complex thing. When was the last time a long-haired quarterback won a Super Bowl? I can't think of one.

Aaron Rodgers had somewhat long hair (for a QB) when he won, though they debate this in real-time. Later, Patrick Mahomes (curls) and others have had non-traditional short hair, but 'shoulder length' as PFT defines it remains rare for winners.

The Browns Are Super Bowl Bound

Big Cat has officially seen enough from the Cleveland Browns after they signed Jadeveon Clowney. Between Baker Mayfield, Myles Garrett, and now Clowney, the roster is a collection of draft pedigree that Big Cat simply cannot ignore.

Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#11250
Big CatBig Cat

The Cleveland Browns are my pick to win the Super Bowl because they have three former #1 overall picks

The Browns are now officially, if I had to pick a Super Bowl winner today, it would be the Browns just because they have three number one overall picks in the last five years. ... Miles Garrett, Baker Mayfield, and Clowney. ... That right there just tells me from my own draft analysis, that's the greatest team that's ever been created.

The 2021 Browns finished 8-9 and missed the playoffs.

Speaking of Clowney, the guys analyze his career arc and how one specific play in college basically funded his entire professional life.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11251
Big CatBig Cat

Jadeveon Clowney earned 60% of his career earnings from a single hit against Michigan

How many millions of dollars do you think Jadeveon Clowney has gained in his life, in his career, from that one hit against Michigan? There has to be a number. 60% of his career earnings. Every time you think of him, you think of that hit.

While mathematically impossible to verify, the hit is universally cited as his defining highlight.

They also side with the Jets for refusing a first-round pick for Sam Darnold from the 49ers, mostly because the optics of Kyle Shanahan turning Darnold into a Pro Bowler would be too much for the New York front office to handle.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11252
Big CatBig Cat

The Jets were right to refuse a 1st round pick for Sam Darnold because Kyle Shanahan would have made them look like idiots

I actually am going to side with the Jets here simply because Kyle Shanahan is that type of coach that if he got Sam Darnold, Sam Darnold would be a pro bowler. ... It'd make you look bad. Like, he's the one guy I wouldn't want to trade my quarterback to just knowing that he's going to end up looking good and everyone would be like, oh, the Jets suck even more.

The rumor itself (49ers offering #12) was later largely debunked as fake, and Darnold eventually struggled in Carolina before becoming a 49er later in his career anyway.

Barry Pepper: The Character Actor's Journey

Actor Barry Pepper joins the show to discuss his new movie *Trigger Point*, but the conversation quickly shifts to his legendary role as the sniper Jackson in *Saving Private Ryan*. Barry shares fascinating stories about growing up on a 50-foot sailboat in the South Pacific for five years with no GPS, navigating only by the stars. He also gives a great breakdown of the difference between being a "movie star" and a "character actor."

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#21094
Barry PepperBarry Pepper

Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise always play themselves, whereas Tom Hanks is a chameleon

Harrison Ford... he's not a character actor. He always plays Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise. He always plays Tom Cruise, whereas Tom Hanks has that sort of ability to chameleonize a bit.

Subjective analysis of acting styles and star personas.

As a huge Yankees fan, Barry also weighs in on the MLB record books and where Roger Maris stands in history compared to the steroid era.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11253
Barry PepperBarry Pepper

Roger Maris is the real home run king

[The asterisk] represents like the real home run king in my estimation. ... [Mark McGwire] apologized to [Maris's widow] for the shame that he brought to that record and breaking Roger's record and it being so well known that he was juiced the whole time.

This is a subjective debate about baseball history.

Will Zalatoris Joins the Golf Crew

Fresh off a runner-up finish at the Masters, Will Zalatoris stops by to officially join Brooks Koepka and Max Homa in the PMT golf stable. Will talks about the whirlwind of the last week, how he still doesn't have a permanent PGA Tour card despite winning over a million dollars, and his frequent "death matches" on the course with Tony Romo.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11254
Will ZalatorisWill Zalatoris

Tony Romo is a genius when it comes to the mechanics of a golf swing

The guy is a genius when it comes to the mechanics. Like he understands people's golf swings better than I even think some coaches do with their students just because he sits there and he studies them nonstop.

Subjective assessment of Romo's knowledge.

Will confirms that while Romo is a mechanical genius, he still needs a few strokes when playing against the pros, though his "good days" are legit.

Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#11255
Will ZalatorisWill Zalatoris

Tony Romo is good enough to play at the PGA Tour level on his best days

So his good days are totally good enough to play at tour level. Um, it's just the bad is just where he's got to fix it and you know i think he's a great chipper and putter he's a pretty good iron player.

Romo has played in several PGA Tour events on sponsor exemptions but has never made a cut and eventually focused on broadcasting.

Fyre Fest of the Week

To wrap up, the guys get into Fyre Fest of the Week. Hank is dealing with TikTok commenters bullying his dog, Norman, calling him a "collection of genetic errors." Big Cat admits to a "big sunglasses on the back of the head" move at a local park, while Billy Football gets grilled for allegedly reporting the show's own Instagram post because people were making fun of his nose.

Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11247
Big CatBig Cat

You should be allowed to do anything to break up a no-hitter, but you must accept getting hit by a pitch the next day

My opinion on no hitters and perfect games, I think you should get to do anything to try to break it up, but you also should get to throw it at their head the next day.

This is a proposed rule/opinion on sports etiquette.

It's a tough week for everyone, but at least the Masters direct deposit is on the way for the newest member of the crew.

Don't eat an off-season pear.

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Void
Apr 16, 2021
#21089
Big CatBig Cat

Buying an NBA franchise is a better midlife crisis move than buying a sports car

What's tired: buying a sports car for your midlife crisis. Wired: buying a fucking NBA franchise.

This is a subjective lifestyle preference.
Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#11246
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LaMarcus Aldridge is not a Hall of Famer

[Big Cat]: is LaMarcus Aldridge a Hall of Famer? [PFT Commenter]: Nah. Hang on, hang on. Let me just be strong.

While not yet inducted, Aldridge's 7 All-Star appearances and 20,000+ points make him a likely statistical lock for the Basketball Hall of Fame.
Void
Apr 16, 2021
#11245
Big CatBig Cat

If you don't listen to Coldplay, you're a loser

I'm going to say this right now. People bash Coldplay. I guarantee you. Like, if you don't listen to Coldplay, you're a loser.

This is entirely a matter of taste.
Win
Apr 16, 2021
#21090
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ronald Acuna Jr. and Luka Doncic are the faces of baseball and basketball

Ronald Acuna and Luka Doncic, are they both the faces of their respective sports? ... they both have a young crop of superstars. He [Acuna] needs to take over the league.

Both players became perennial All-Stars and major faces of their leagues (Acuna won 2023 MVP, Luka became a multi-time All-NBA first teamer).
Void
Apr 16, 2021·Fyre Fest
#21096
HankHank

Winter and summer menus at salad restaurants are absurd

I just think it's absurd that they have winter and summer menus in a fucking salad place. ... What's the difference between salad in the winter and salad in the summer?

Subjective preference regarding fast-casual dining menus.
Loss
Apr 16, 2021
#21091
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Trevor Lawrence loves his hair more than he loves football

I think he loves his hair more than football. There you go.

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Lawrence has played multiple seasons with high commitment, including leading the Jaguars to a playoff comeback win.
Void
Apr 16, 2021
#21092
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sucking is better than stinking, and stinking is better than being trash in the NFL

I think that Jadeveon Clowney kind of sucks more than he stinks. I think sucks is better than stinking. ... If a guy sucks, he can still be pretty good, but he's not living up to the expectations that come along with his name. ... If you stink, you shouldn't be on the field. Then if you're trash, you shouldn't be in the league.

Subjective classification of performance terminology.
Void
Apr 16, 2021
#21093
Barry PepperBarry Pepper

Vin Diesel is a really intelligent filmmaker who should direct more

When I first met [Vin Diesel], he was a director. ... I would love to see him direct, you know, because he's a really intelligent filmmaker.

This is a subjective professional assessment of an artist.
Void
Apr 16, 2021
#21095
Barry PepperBarry Pepper

Boxers like Floyd Mayweather and Jake Paul should honor the sport by entering the octagon

I always feel like Mayweather or Jake Paul or whatever his name is should really honor their sport, too. They talk such a big game, but they would never go into the octagon. ... Mayweather would never go into the domain of McGregor.

Subjective opinion on sport integrity and cross-discipline fighting.
Void
Apr 16, 2021·Fyre Fest
#11256
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is a 'big sunglasses on the back of the head guy' move to rip a ball away from a 5-year-old at a park

[Speaker 2]: his son was way older than mine, and he just stole the ball from our ball. And I was like, you can't take that. [PFT Commenter]: You know what that is? That's a big sunglasses on the back of the head upside down guy move.

This is a humorous characterization.

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