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Big CatJalen Hurts has power but will never find the G-spot for the Eagles offense
Jalen Hurts is fucking powerful, but he just never hits the G-spot. Yes. So it's like—this could—yes. If you could just get it a little bit and you're tantalized. Yeah. If you get a little over, this would be the best sex of my life. It's never coming, baby. ... Everything is right, where you just can't find it.
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View episodeBig CatI'm officially done with the preseason after one quarter of the Hall of Fame game
Every Hall of Fame game's the exact same. Seeing the helmets is great. Seeing the field is great. And then you're just like, okay, this kind of sucks. I want the real football. ... As soon as the first quarter of the first preseason game is over, I'm like just fucking get over with the preseason. I'm done with the preseason. Get me to the regular season.
PFT CommenterI still believe in Kyle Sloter as the preseason quarterback of all time
Kyle Sloter, who right now is beating the Raiders three to nothing... He stinks? He's preseason quarterback of all time. The fourth quarter too. There's still the fourth quarter Kyle Sloter. I still believe in him. If you've watched him play, you should believe too.
Jake MarshVin Scully is the best play-by-play broadcaster of all time
Yeah, no, definitely. He is the best play-by-play broadcaster of all time. He has moments that you could put in a dictionary. Like you could fill a dictionary with just thousands of pages... If I could have 1% of the success that he had, that would be a successful career. He is the best ever.
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View profileBig CatMiami of Ohio 100% deserves to be in the NCAA Tournament despite their first-round loss
I think a hundred percent they should be in. We need to just focus on the fact that there, I believe 31 and one and not do anything about strength of schedule. If you're able to go an entire season without losing a game that's hard to just wake up every day and not stumble once. I wanna see what happens when they play their first quad win one game in the middle of March.
Big CatConference tournaments are bad for top teams because they don't improve your seeding and lead to unnecessary fatigue
I'm kind of done with the conference tournaments. Like they just fuck you. It doesn't make your seed better and you end up being more tired today. If you have to play four games, you're just gonna get screwed.
Big CatKyler Murray will be the next Sam Darnold now that he's with the Vikings
Kyler Murray is a Viking. We all kind of expected it. It happened. He's going to be the next Sam Darnold. The NFC North now has three number one picks at quarterback with Kyler Murray, Caleb Williams, Jared Goff. Kind of cool.