The best way to handle multiple ex-hookups trying to slide back in is to invite them all to the same birthday party
You just gotta invite 'em all and see who hangs around the longest. It's kinda like in the reunion episodes of Love is Blind when they just get everybody in a bar together and get 'em drunk. They all just start fighting and one person will eventually go home with a person.
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View episodeTaylor Heineke has officially ended Carson Wentz's time as the Commanders' starter
I'll tell you who's not back. Carson Wentz because this is Taylor Heineke's team right now. He's done.
Losing the undefeated streak was the perfect outcome for the Eagles' season
I actually think that was the perfect way for the Eagles to get their first loss. Because you don't want to lose, but... they had a game that they basically had everything go wrong for them and still almost had a chance to win it at the end. Now you can just focus on cleaning up the things, the mistakes you made.
The Eagles are in big trouble defensively if Jordan Davis stays out
If Jordan Davis is out for the year, I'd be like, the Eagles are in big trouble because they can't, their defensive line has no bulk and they can't stop anyone.
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View profileThe Ravens are using Maxx Crosby's failed physical as a convenient excuse to back out of the trade
Either one, [the Ravens] really trust the doctor to believe them on that or two, it's bullshit and it's made up and they're secretly planning a different move and they're using the physical as an excuse to get out of it.
The Raiders' short statement indicates Mark Davis is furious about the rescinded trade
The statement that the Raiders put out said a lot, which is just like 'they backed out of the trade. We have no further comment.' That to me sounds like a pissed off Mark Davis.
The NFL's two-day 'legal tampering' window is a dangerous gift for GMs with buyer's remorse
This two day period is so weird because something like this can happen and then nothing that has been reported over the last day actually has to happen. Right. Nothing's final yet.