Saquon Barkley is currently the best running back in the NFL

We've got Saquon Barkley, the best running back in the league. And then we have our good friend Lane Johnson with Cam Jurgens talking a little o-line with the boys.

Jerry Jones is in a senile old phase of his ownership

Jerry Jones is he, he just keeps taking shots. Like I said, we, we, we talked about this like a month ago, that he is in that senile old phase where he's just saying shit and you're like, I really wish you wouldn't say that Thanksgiving table uncle shit.

The Cowboys should trade Micah Parsons for two first-round picks

They should just trade 'em because the Cowboys are not a Super Bowl team right now. And if you don't want to pay him, trade him. He is guaranteed two first rounders. Is there gonna be a guy in the next two drafts that's gonna be better than Micah Parsons? I don't think so.

I became a more efficient runner between ages 20 and 27, making me feel faster

I got faster somehow. I'm not gonna lie, but is it really did I get that much fast from 20 to 27? I wouldn't say now I just, I just got more efficient with my movements and there's no secret to it... I'm hitting high speeds.

Hurdling defenders is still in my future as a runner

Only person who I can say was really mad about the hurdle or any hurdles I've ever done is my mama. My mama don't like when I leave my feet. But I think hurtling is in my future again.

The NFL Hall of Fame should have set statistical thresholds for each position to determine eligibility

I think to get in the Hall of Fame for NFL, they need to have something like that. It should be like a set requirement, a threshold of what you need for certain positions to get into the Hall of Fame.