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Saquon Barkley, Lane Johnson And Cam Jurgens, Micah Parsons vs The Cowboys + Mt Rushmore Of Things That Start With Q
Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones are beefing and we break down where he may end up. We talk Training Camp, viral Caleb videos. The Speedway disaster for MLB, Dildo throwing in the WNBA and more (-). Who's back of the week including the Miami Marlins and Luka signs his new deal (-). Mt Rushmore of words that start with Q (-). Saquon Barkley joins the show to talk about his incredible season, leaving the Giants, Penn State, is the running back position and ons more (-). Lane Johnson and Cam Jurgens join to talk football, tush push, O-Line play, Nebraska and more (-). We finish with lottery ball numbers (-).
Recap
Big CatJerry Jones is in a senile old phase of his ownership
Jerry Jones is he, he just keeps taking shots. Like I said, we, we, we talked about this like a month ago, that he is in that senile old phase where he's just saying shit and you're like, I really wish you wouldn't say that Thanksgiving table uncle shit.
Big CatThe Cowboys should trade Micah Parsons for two first-round picks
They should just trade 'em because the Cowboys are not a Super Bowl team right now. And if you don't want to pay him, trade him. He is guaranteed two first rounders. Is there gonna be a guy in the next two drafts that's gonna be better than Micah Parsons? I don't think so.
Big CatCaleb Williams missing throws in training camp is actually AI-generated
I did see another one [video] that got like no retweets of him actually nailing the drills. ... I sent [Ryan Whitney] the clip and he said, sick. He looks awesome, being obviously facetious. And I said, that's AI dude. ... But I got you to believe that for a second.
Big CatESPN will eventually ruin NFL RedZone by adding commercials
There's a decent chance that ESPN fucks us up. ... They won't fuck it up right away because they know people will be upset but they'll eventually fuck it up and they'll slip in some things. ... I don't think they're gonna have commercials right away, but I think that they're gonna have like very intrusive onscreen commercials during the actual play. And I think they're gonna eventually get to commercials.
Big CatKyle Schwarber should win the NL MVP
I was gonna say Kyle Schwarber should be MVP. ... Shohei is not pitching. ... I also have a 90 to one ticket on Kyle Schwarber. But that has nothing to do with us saying Kyle Schwarber should win MVP.
PFT CommenterCal Raleigh should be the AL MVP
I'm not concerned with the NL race. I'm more concerned Cal Raleigh should be AL MVP. I just feel very strongly.
Big CatMLB should stop doing experimental stadium games and just do Field of Dreams every year
Why not just do it at Field of Dreams every single year. ... This is such a situation where like baseball had a really cool thing that White Sox Yankees game was insane. And why not just go back there and do it?
PFT CommenterThe WNBA is likely throwing dildos on their own court for ratings
I have a stay woke. I think the WNBA is throwing dildos onto their own court. Get the ratings up.
Big CatThe Pollad family are jerks who don't care about the Minnesota Twins winning
The Twins just trading their entire team and just being shitty ownership that needs to change. ... The Pollad family. Fuck you guys. Jim Pollad, Jerk. Carl Pollad, Jerk. Jim's son Joe, Jerk. ... Putting out a team where all you're trying to do is get to the playoffs a little bit and never actually go for it, that's bullshit.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatQuitting a job you hate is the best feeling in the world
Our last pick, we're gonna take quitting. No better feeling. Quitting is so satisfying. It's the best feeling. If you ever quit a job you don't like, best fucking feeling in the world.
Interview
Saquon BarkleyI got faster as a runner between the ages of 20 and 27
I got faster somehow. I'm not gonna lie, but is it really did I get super, did I get that much fast from 20 to 27? I wouldn't say now I just, I just got more efficient with my movements and there's no secret to it... when I'm here training, every Thursday I'm hitting high speeds.
Saquon BarkleyHurdling defenders is still in my future as a runner
Only person who I can say was really mad about the hurdle or any hurdles I've ever done is my mama. My mama don't like when I leave my feet. But I think hurtling is in my future again.
Cam JurgensComplaining while doing a difficult job is a form of grit
The more grit you have, sometimes you just have to complain your way through it. But you still do it, right? ... I think it'd be gritty going on vacation and just complaining and hating vacation. That is actually a very gritty thing to do.