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HankHank

I would literally kill a man for Mike Vrabel

I'm there, [Mike] Vrabel. I'm already there. I would literally kill a man for Mike Vrabel.

This is a hyperbolic expression of loyalty that cannot be literally verified.

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Aug 4, 2025
#25812
Big CatBig Cat

Saquon Barkley is currently the best running back in the NFL

We've got Saquon Barkley, the best running back in the league. And then we have our good friend Lane Johnson with Cam Jurgens talking a little o-line with the boys.

Barkley is coming off a massive season in the show's timeline, making him a top candidate for the title.
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Aug 4, 2025
#5862
Big CatBig Cat

Jerry Jones is in a senile old phase of his ownership

Jerry Jones is he, he just keeps taking shots. Like I said, we, we, we talked about this like a month ago, that he is in that senile old phase where he's just saying shit and you're like, I really wish you wouldn't say that Thanksgiving table uncle shit.

Subjective opinion on an owner's mental state and management style.
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Aug 4, 2025
#5864
Big CatBig Cat

The Cowboys should trade Micah Parsons for two first-round picks

They should just trade 'em because the Cowboys are not a Super Bowl team right now. And if you don't want to pay him, trade him. He is guaranteed two first rounders. Is there gonna be a guy in the next two drafts that's gonna be better than Micah Parsons? I don't think so.

The Cowboys did not trade Micah Parsons in the 2025 offseason, choosing instead to navigate his contract year.

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HankHank

The Celtics have another major move coming following the Jaylen Brown trade

There's something going on here. I I said it to Max on the boat yesterday. I was like, Jalen Brown was getting traded. I could, I could just feel it. I could feel it coming... I feel like the Paul George thing is, there's the, like, they might be doing another trade. There's another move coming.

The trade just happened in the fictional 2026 timeline provided; further moves are pending.
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HankHank

You cannot trade a star like Jaylen Brown to an in-division rival

Regardless of what this ends up doing for the Celtics with the picks, if they make another trade, you cannot trade Jalen Brown to your in division rival. Like that cannot happen.

This is a subjective philosophy on team building and rivalry management.
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HankHank

Jaylen Brown will go on a revenge tour next season.

Jaylen Brown is gonna be on a revenge tour this year and I want him on the Celtics.

Will be resolved based on Jaylen Brown's performance in the upcoming 2026-2027 NBA season.