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Premature ejaculation is an evolutionary advantage for humans

It's actually genetically and evolutionary speaking, I think it's better to be a premature ejaculator. Cause you get to like pregnancy, pregnancy, pregnancy. Right? But when you're in like a relationship, you want everyone to be satisfied.

While it could be argued that faster reproduction is 'efficient' in some species, the medical and social consensus on human evolutionary psychology is much more complex and subjective.

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Feb 9, 2022
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The Rams have a better roster in almost every spot, but Joe Burrow is good enough to win Super Bowl LVI

The Rams are probably better in pretty much every spot but Joe Burrow. And then I say, but Joe Burrow's worth the win. And that's where I'm like the Rams feel like if you did it on paper and you just did a guy off, like, all right, the Rams are easily better, but Joe burrow is Joe burrow.

The Rams defeated the Bengals 23-20 in Super Bowl LVI. Burrow was unable to overcome the Rams' superior defensive front.
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Feb 9, 2022
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Odell Beckham Jr. will score a touchdown in the Super Bowl if his child is born before the game

Odell Beckham Jr. looks like he's going to have his first kid in the next couple of days. If he does, you know what that means? He's scoring a touchdown, Odell Beckham to score a touchdown in the super bowl.

Odell Beckham Jr.'s son was born on February 15, 2022. The Super Bowl was played on February 13. Since the condition wasn't met, the take is not applicable.
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Feb 9, 2022
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Seeing Matthew Stafford succeed is a slap in the face to the Lions organization

Everything that they, when they say something nice about Matthew Stafford, it's such a slap in the face to the Lions. And I know that like, look, bad organizations are bad organizations... but they're like, yeah, Matthew Stafford, this is moment. He was spent so many years just on that terrible team with that terrible organization. Yes. It's like, he got out of hell. It's like, he's the first man to ever escape the devil.

Stafford won the Super Bowl in his first year away from Detroit, confirming the premise that the organization was the primary hurdle.

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Miami of Ohio 100% deserves to be in the NCAA Tournament despite their first-round loss

I think a hundred percent they should be in. We need to just focus on the fact that there, I believe 31 and one and not do anything about strength of schedule. If you're able to go an entire season without losing a game that's hard to just wake up every day and not stumble once. I wanna see what happens when they play their first quad win one game in the middle of March.

This is part of the satirical 'Future' bit; Miami of Ohio was not 31-1 in 2026 (or 2024).
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Conference tournaments are bad for top teams because they don't improve your seeding and lead to unnecessary fatigue

I'm kind of done with the conference tournaments. Like they just fuck you. It doesn't make your seed better and you end up being more tired today. If you have to play four games, you're just gonna get screwed.

The value of conference tournaments for high-seeded teams is a perennial debate in sports media.
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Kyler Murray will be the next Sam Darnold now that he's with the Vikings

Kyler Murray is a Viking. We all kind of expected it. It happened. He's going to be the next Sam Darnold. The NFC North now has three number one picks at quarterback with Kyler Murray, Caleb Williams, Jared Goff. Kind of cool.

Kyler Murray did not sign with the Vikings; this is part of the episode bit.

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