Skip to content
PMTPMT DB
Void
Big CatBig Cat

Kurt Warner deserved the Monday Night Football job over Jason Witten

I actually think [Kurt Warner] should have gotten the job [over Jason Witten]... Your point that you should probably get it over Jason Witten because Jason Witten has never spoken into a microphone... That's a good point.

Subjective opinion on who was better for the role, though Witten's performance was widely criticized.

More from this episode

View episode
Void
May 4, 2018
#28928
Big CatBig Cat

Jeff Green is a bad basketball player despite his good performances against the Raptors

Jeff Green stinks. I thought he was dead. Jeff Green's been on a million NBA teams and he stinks everywhere he goes, and somehow he is lighting up the Raptors.

While subjective, Jeff Green has carved out a very long and successful career as a high-level role player, winning a championship later in his career.
Void
May 4, 2018
#6544
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James literally owns the entire 'state' of Canada and the city of Toronto

LeBron owns them. He literally owns the entire state of Canada and the city of Toronto.

A metaphorical claim about basketball dominance.
Push
May 4, 2018
#6545
Big CatBig Cat

The Indiana Pacers were the toughest competition for the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference

What if the Indiana Pacers were the toughest competition for the Cleveland Cavaliers in the East? I'm just saying. You can now say that.

The Pacers were the only team to take LeBron's 2018 Cavs to seven games in the East, though the Celtics also took them to seven in the ECF.

More from Big Cat

View profile
Open
Big CatBig Cat

Duke is the best team in the country and it would be an all-time failure if they don't win the title

This is the best team in the country. It would be an all time epic failure if Duke doesn't win the national title. They are the first time I believe that a team has reached plus 40 in Ken Palm since 1999. Duke... This team has it all.

The 2026 NCAA tournament has not occurred yet as of the episode date.
Open
Big CatBig Cat

Duke not winning the national title would be the most consequential sports story of all time

I think it would be the biggest sports story of all time. If Duke did not win the national title this year. All time. I think all time story... Duke not winning at all this year would be the biggest, the most consequential sports story of all time. Not our lifetimes of all time.

The outcome is pending, but the scale of the claim is subjective and satirical.
Open
Big CatBig Cat

Arizona's Tommy Lloyd is a candidate to choke in March because he is a Mark Few disciple

Tommy Lloyd being a Mark Few disciple, even though Arizona is really, really, really good. Yeah. I'm just like, that guy's getting choke in March.

Dependent on Arizona's 2026 tournament performance.

Search

Search takes, episodes, and speakers