Hank Azaria, Randy Moss With Derby Picks, And Uncle Chaps Roasts Us
Lebron owns the city of Toronto ( - ). The Celtics have stopped the process and Ben Simmons put in an all time stinker ( - ). The Australians on the Utah Jazz made it a series in Houston ( - ). The Caps lost to the Penguins but it was really the refs fault ( - ). Brain Dump Friday we're going to buy all of RG3's old hashtags ( - ). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk Sam Darnold, the Mets, Brockmire Season 2, and what makes an announcer great ( - ). Randy Moss joins the show to give us his Kentucky Derby picks and debunk the famous Curse of Apollo ( - ). Segments include hmmm for Kurt Warner, Peter King didn't eat the trash, Not to brag but we called it, and Uncle Chaps joins us to read roasts ( - .
Recap
Big CatLeBron James literally owns the entire nation of Canada and the city of Toronto
LeBron owns them. He literally owns the entire state of Canada and the city of Toronto.
Big CatThe Indiana Pacers were the toughest competition for the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference
What if the Indiana Pacers were the toughest competition for the Cleveland Cavaliers in the East? I'm just saying. You can now say that.
PFT CommenterBen Simmons should be eligible for Rookie of the Postseason next year because he didn't show up for this one
Do you think Ben Simmons should be eligible for rookie of the postseason next year because he didn't show up for this one?
HankTerry Rozier is going to get a massive contract
Terry Rozier's going to get paid. [He]'s still got two more years left on his deal, I think. Can you pay everyone? No.
PFT CommenterI have zero confidence in Barry Trotz because he is garbage
Listen, I'm still very confident. I have zero confidence in Barry Trotz because I think that he's garbage.
Interview
Hank AzariaMickey Callaway and Dave Eiland are the real deal for the Mets
I believe in Mickey Callaway and Dave Eiland. I think that that might be real. Like, I have more faith than a Met fan would normally have in what's going on.
Big CatI think all the quarterbacks drafted in the first round have very high bust potential
Darnold, Rosen, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Baker, you could tell me in three years all out of the league, and I would be like, yeah, okay. Because it's one of those things in the NFL, you just talk yourself into these guys.
Hank AzariaSam Darnold has the highest floor of any quarterback in the 2018 draft class
He seems like he has the highest bottom to me. If he all these guys don't work out, I think Darnold's bottom is the highest.
Randy MossThe Curse of Apollo in the Kentucky Derby is absolute BS
To be honest with you, 2018, it's absolute BS. It should have gone up in flames six years ago with a horse named Bodie Meister... now this year there are two horses, Justify... and Magnum Moon... it matters not even a little bit.
Randy MossJustify is the most likely winner of the Kentucky Derby
I think Justify is probably the most likely winner, although he's going to be the favorite.
Randy MossMidnight Bisou will win the Kentucky Oaks
I think the winner of the Oaks is going to be a horse named Midnight Bisou... She comes from behind, makes this electrifying move from off the pace.
Not To Brag
PFT CommenterBrooklyn bourbon is a superior product and better than Kentucky bourbon
Brooklyn bourbon... it's actually been rated as being better than Kentucky bourbon, and it's a superior product. And people from Kentucky are too dumb to realize it.
Big CatDavid Fizdale will win 32 games with the Knicks
He's going to get 30 wins. I'll go 32. I'm going to say he's going to be a little bit more successful... [based] on the fact that Porzingis is going to have one and a half healthy legs.
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