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I mean, I think look dude, a lot of legend lives down there... I wouldn't say a zoo, but I think [the lemurs] escaped somebody, somebody who may be a startup zoo... I just like there to be alphas because you got to even it all out, man... you had dog balls everywhere. You had more of an ecosystem.
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