PMT DB
Comedian Theo Von, NBA Playoffs, And We're All In On Liquid Death
NBA Playoffs are awesome and we try to watch Game 7 of the Blues/Stars while podcasting. The Sixers got whomped. Big Cat no longer misses Lebron ( - ) . The Warriors vs The Warriors is heating up and we play the Blame Game with Hank for the Celtics season ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including "Liquid Death" aka Water ( - ). Comedian Theo Von joins the show to talk about the comedy world, growing up in Louisiana, sports, and Coach O ( - ). Segments include Talking Soccer, PR 101 for Game of Thrones hating dogs, Thoughts and Prayers to Country House, and Guys on Chicks.
Recap
PFT CommenterNick Nurse is an awful name for a head coach
Nick Nurse is an awful name for a head coach. I stand by that take.
Big CatThe Sixers will win Game 6 against the Raptors and force a Game 7
I think the Sixers probably will win game six, will go seven. But this is a beat. Whenever a team loses like this in a series, you're like, how the hell? I know we're just doing knee-jerk reactions, but how the hell are the Sixers going to come back from that.
Big CatI do not miss LeBron James in the NBA playoffs anymore
I don't miss LeBron. I don't miss LeBron in these playoffs anymore. I missed him in the first round. The first round felt hollow without LeBron. But I do not miss LeBron anymore because these are the best playoffs we've had in a very long time.
Big CatIf the Nuggets or Trail Blazers win the NBA title, I will swim in a sewage pipe
If the Nuggets or the Blazers win an NBA championship, I will eat Portland or Denver's asshole, meaning I will swim in one of their sewage pipes.
HankKyrie Irving is primarily to blame for the Celtics' disappointing season
Kyrie, one. Far and away. He's supposed to be the leader. He's the guy. He kind of fucked himself here because the whole way he left Cleveland, he's like, I want to be the guy. You're going to get judged as the guy.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterThe 2019 Browns have high talent but are destined for heartbreak
In my opinion, they definitely have the most talent inside their entire division, if not one of the top two or three in the AFC. And I hope that they do really well, but I've been watching the NFL for long enough to know that when you're certain of something being good, that's when it's going to be bad.
Big CatLarry Fitzgerald is a 100% lock for the first-ballot Hall of Fame
There's never been more of a lock for Hall of Fame than Larry Fitzgerald. He will be 100% first vote.
Interview
Theo VonHollywood lacks real stories because it is run by third-generation nepotism
I think Hollywood just didn't see like they thought that they just like narrowed everybody's mind and cornered them and owned them so much and corporations that they had just owned them so much that they could do whatever they want with them... it's nepotism now. It's a lot of third generation. Nobody from the middle of America. Nobody has any stories.
PFT CommenterJoe Rogan is like a golden retriever that's brave enough to do DMT
I think Joe Rogan's the best interviewer because he's curious. He's genuinely curious. He's like a golden retriever that's brave enough to do DMT.
Thoughts And Prayers
Big CatCountry House skipping the Preakness is a smart move to protect his legacy
If I'm country house, if I'm that horse, I'd probably do the exact same thing. Because you're never going to top that. You are going out completely at the top of your game. You're a Kentucky Derby winner. And why would you ever try to follow that up?