Snakes, lizards, and ferrets are 'pre-crime' animals that shouldn't be trusted
As if we needed another animal to not trust. Yeah, the pre-crime animals. Ferrets and snakes and all that bullshit. A lizard usually, yeah.
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View episodeYankee fans holding a candlelight vigil for Aaron Judge's broken wrist is outrageous
This is outrageous for a fucking broken wrist. I think he [Aaron Judge] just got hit in the wrist and a little bone came off... I don't think Jose Fernandez got this type of tribute.
Ben Roethlisberger is the last person who should be giving anyone etiquette advice on how to talk to women
You've got Ben Roethlisberger giving etiquette advice, saying you don't ask a woman her age. If there's anybody that knows how to talk to women, it's Ben Roethlisberger.
Checking the actual source of a quote instead of just reading a Twitter headline is the next level of sports journalism
I'm trying really hard to make sure that I actually look at things more than just the sentence I see on Twitter... I realized that I basically just jumped to every conclusion ever, and then I look like an idiot.
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View profileIf Duke loses this year, they will be a dynasty of chokers
If they lose this year, that would without question be the best two year... they'd be a dynasty of chokers. Like back to back all time choking losses in the NCAA tournament. I hope that doesn't happen, PFT. We would've never seen anything close to this before.
I'm picking Purdue or Nebraska to win the national title
I think that Purdue, no one's talking about Purdue. They've been hovering around the top. Every time they, they, they start to be discussed in the media. It feels like they lose their next game. I'm gonna say Purdue, my money's on Purdue or Nebraska this year.
I believe Michigan State's Tom Izzo will return to the Final Four in his final year
I got it feels like the visualization pick of Izzo in his last year. Going back to a Final Four. Feel like that's gonna happen.