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South Dakota is the 'cool Dakota' while North Dakota is for people who aren't cool

North Dakota is kind of like where people go that aren't cool. And like South Dakota's the cool Dakota. Okay. Really? It's just like Canada didn't want 'em. So like we'll just give 'em North Dakota.

The quality of 'coolness' for a state is purely subjective.

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The National League winning the 2023 All-Star Game is the biggest sports victory of the summer

The NL is back baby. The NL is back. We've won the All-Star game, the most important game in the entire summer. It's the only time both teams put out their best effort, put out their best guys. The NL's back on top.

This is inherently subjective and delivered as a joke; the NL did win the 2023 All-Star Game 3-2.
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MLB has the most competitive All-Star game of any major sport

Somehow Baseball does have the most competitive All-Star game when you look across every sport. Yes. They all sucked. They all sucked.

This is subjective but a common sentiment among sports fans who find the Pro Bowl and NBA All-Star games to be non-competitive.
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Jul 12, 2023
#24148
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College football is a better viewing experience than the NFL because the players make more errors

I love NFL, but college football I miss the most because of the chaotic energy. Like that is the chaotic energy sport because you have guys messing up and making mistakes that just leads to craziness. MLB, they're so fucking good... It's a real big bummer. I wanna see more errors, I wanna see more, you know, chaotic energy.

The entertainment value of mistakes is subjective.

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The Eagles would beat the Chiefs 10 out of 10 times in the Super Bowl if the field conditions were better

All I can say is it was a great game till the end. You know, if, if the field was better, if we were playing on turf, you know, I'd take us 10 outta 10. But I have to say that.

This is a hypothetical 'what if' scenario that can never be proven.
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The Eagles could successfully run their 'tush push' quarterback sneak on every single down

I think we could go up and down the field [running the sneak every down]. Yeah. I think Jalen would break more than you would think and probably drop a safety and take it.

While the play was statistically dominant, running it 100% of the time is a hypothetical that was never attempted.
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Jalen Hurts will throw for more touchdowns and rush for fewer this season

This next year though, we, we've been talking and he doesn't want rushing touchdowns. He's good. He broke the quarterback rush touchdown per year, whatever. So now he's, now he's ready to start throwing 'em.

In 2023, Jalen Hurts rushed for a career-high 15 touchdowns (up from 13 in 2022) and threw for 23 touchdowns (up from 22). He did not decrease his rushing score output.

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