Kirk Cousins was on the verge of being in the MVP conversation before his injury

Kirk Cousins. A lot of games every game. Fastest Two minutes. A great Monday recap for everyone... The big story from this game was the unfortunate injury to Kirk Cousins... Kirk Cousins Tears his Achilles... he also was playing awesome Ball. Like he was on the precipice of being in the MVP conversation because the Vikings started to win games.

Sam Howell is the franchise quarterback for the Washington Commanders

Sam Howell is the guy. He was amazing today. He might've been the best quarterback in the NFL this entire week... Sam Howell is the fucking guy. He's the most guy ever. Oh, okay. He is the guy. The guy a guy... he's the goddamn motherfucking guy bitch.

The Dolphins are currently the Super Bowl favorites

The Dolphins just have so much motion, so much speed. I it they're, they're hard to stop it. It's gonna be, I think the Dolphins are the Super Bowl favorites.

Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?