Jim Harbaugh's first day of training camp is comparable to the feeling of being born

We know what he feels like in the first day of training camp. He says the first day of training camp is like being born. Ooh. And so that is, I think he's simulating his own birth.

Trey Hendrickson leaving the state of Ohio during his holdout is an all-time power move

Power moved by Trey Hendrickson. He said that he's not only not playing on his current contract, but he's leaving the state. He left, he left the state of Ohio... To just be like, I'm not only not going to be showing up, but I'm leaving the state.

Jerry Jones' public comments about Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons are the worst possible way to start training camp

The Cowboys are like, this is not the way you wanna start camp to have Micah Parsons seemingly upset in a shot at Dak Prescott from your owner and general manager... Anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously right before the season begins... you just gotta take it.

Fettuccine Alfredo is fake Italian food.

Alfredo's not real Italian. There's no heavy cream in Italian cuisine. Alfredo's fake Italian. He [Rick Pitino] would maybe do a lemon chicken, maybe do a lemon chicken Piccata. But Alfredo... Cacho e pepe, that's Italian. But there's no heavy cream in Italian cuisine.

The Sixers are a bad team that loses every game Joel Embiid doesn't play

The Sixers suck. The Sixers are a bad team. Embiid's not playing. They lose—the Sixers are back to losing every game that Embiid doesn't play.

My 'dinner simulator' habit of building food orders and not buying them is a sign of good self-control

Instead of going and making myself a snack or making myself food or ordering food, I'll just pull up the apps, Uber Eats... and I'll just like put together an order of what I would order if I were to get something. And then I clear my cart and I go to bed... It's really good self-control.