Carson Beck is the best preseason quarterback I have ever seen

Carson Beck took the world by storm. [Beck] was the best preseason quarterback I've ever seen. And then immediately passed the torch to Haynes King, who led a great comeback drive at the very end.

Laremy Tunsil is likely out for the entire season after tearing his tricep

If you're an offensive tackle and you tear your tricep, you're pretty much done for the year. Yeah. It doesn't, that's a pretty important muscle to use at that position.

New stadium Jumbotrons are too distracting and cause fans to watch the screen instead of the field

I like the fact that [the Bills' new stadium] is not taking like the Intuit Dome where the Clippers play or SoFi or Jerry's World where you show up and you end up watching the Jumbotron more than you watch the actual field. I kind of like that they didn't do that.

The Caleb Williams memes are funny, and being mad at them makes you a loser

If you get upset about the memes, you're a loser, because that's the internet being the internet. Those memes were funny.

Ole Miss had the best résumé in college football after three weeks

Ole Miss has the best resume right now through three weeks because they beat Louisville on a neutral site and then they beat LSU at home.

Arch Manning has become a robot

Arch Manning has basically had his personality ripped out after the AI controversy. He's a robot now. We're never gonna get another quote out of Arch Manning.