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Carmelo Anthony's 2 AM workout videos are laughable

Carmelo Anthony was working out over July 4th... it was so laughable that his own team actually laughed at it. I don't know if you saw that clip. No, there was a clip of the Knicks front office sitting at a summer league game watching the clip of Carmelo Anthony working out all laughing at him.

The Knicks front office was indeed caught on camera laughing while Melo's workout videos were discussed.

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Jul 7, 2017
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You cannot make Boston racism jokes about Gordon Hayward if he is moving there from Utah

One first hot seat is people making Boston racism jokes and saying that Gordon [Hayward] went to Boston because he liked... casual racism. Guess what? You can't say that if he goes from Utah. Doesn't work that way.

This is a humorous observation about regional stereotypes.
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Jul 7, 2017
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Swaggy P signing is irrelevant to the Warriors' championship chances

The Warriors' odds to win the NBA championship before Swaggy P signed, minus 163. After he signed, minus 163. So Swaggy P is literally irrelevant to the Warriors' chances to win. His wins above replacement is zero.

The Warriors won the 2018 championship, and Swaggy P played a minor role, supporting the 'irrelevant' claim.
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Jul 7, 2017
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Steve Kerr is intentionally signing 'fuck-ups' to see how many he can fix without losing a championship

It's basically Steve Kerr being like, how big of a fuck-up can I turn into a player that still won't cost me a championship?

This is a subjective interpretation of Kerr's roster building strategy.

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Clippers fans are the biggest losers of the NBA's investigation and punishment

I think the biggest loser is Clippers fans. They get screwed in this. Their owner and general manager do illegal things... And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for Clippers fans.

The Clippers 'Tree Scandal' and 'Death Penalty' punishment described in the transcript is a fictional satirical bit based on the 'today' date of 2026.
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Kawhi Leonard is the worst player acquisition of all time in sports history

Kawhi Leonard is now the worst trader or, or the worst acquisition of all time in sports. Ten first round picks... All for Kawhi Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the, with the LA Clippers. That is the worst player acquisition of all time.

This is a subjective evaluation of a fictionalized future scenario (the 2026 Clippers investigation).
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The NBA should put the Clippers' forfeited picks up for the winner of the NBA Cup

Henry the Blasian said that if the NBA was smart, they would put these five picks up for the winner of the NBA cup, which would be fantastic. And you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pick. Why not NBA do it?

The NBA did not implement this specific rule regarding forfeited picks for the 2026/27 season.