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Chris Carson is the greatest running back in the NFL who actually sucks.

I like Chris Carson, the running back on the Seattle Seahawks, I think he is very good. But he is the best running back in the NFL that sucks. He's the greatest who sucks because he fumbles the ball so frequently; he's got terrible, terrible ball security. He's really good, but he sucks.

This is an oxymoronic opinion based on real turnover stats vs production.

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Nov 4, 2019
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Lamar Jackson will eventually get injured due to his running style.

The only problem is [Lamar Jackson] is going to get hurt at some point. I mean, I hope that he doesn't, but eventually he will. Ravens fans will say, 'Well, he doesn't run like every other running quarterback ever.' [But] he's going to get hit... if you look at the history of the NFL, eventually he's gonna get tucked.

Lamar Jackson missed the final 5 games of the 2021 season and the final 5 games plus playoffs of the 2022 season due to injuries sustained on the field.
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Nov 4, 2019
#10536
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The Patriots beat themselves more than the Ravens beat them

I think the Ravens played a good game. I think Lamar Jackson is very good. But I think the Patriots beat themselves more than the Ravens beat them... turnovers will bounce their way, but it looks like the Patriots fucked themselves today with too many penalties and too many turnovers.

While the Patriots had errors, the Ravens dominated physically and Lamar Jackson had a legendary performance. Most analysts credited the Ravens more.
Win
Nov 4, 2019
#10537
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars must start Nick Foles over Gardner Minshew

I think this is a no-brainer. You have to start Nick Foles. And that's not saying Gardner Minshew isn't a quarterback in the NFL going forward, but you have money invested in Nick Foles... Gardner Minshew basically made it so either he plays so well that it's a no-doubter or he shits the bed right before Nick Foles came back. And guess what? He shit the bed.

The Jaguars did start Nick Foles in Week 11, but he was benched back for Minshew after three starts.

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The Giants will make the playoffs

In the NFC I have ... the Rams. And then my wild card teams are the Seahawks, the Lions and Cowboys, the New York Giants.

The 2026 NFL playoff field has not been determined as of the episode date.
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The Bills will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl

It is going to be the Buffalo Bills defeating the Philadelphia Eagles. ... Buffalo Bills over the Philadelphia Eagles.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.
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Deshaun Watson will get even worse

I think Deshaun Watson's gonna get worse. I think he's gonna get even worse. I think it's gonna be comically bad.

Watson's 2026 season performance has not been resolved as of the episode date.