Cole Payton will be the next Taysom Hill

No, [Cole Payton] is Taysom Hill. Next Taysom Hill. I mean, we just, Taysom Hill, he's a football player. [Cole Payton] started a game at running back for North Dakota State in his career.

Or Bernard is a more explosive athlete than Myles Garrett

Or Bernard, yeah. He's a better athlete than Myles Garrett. It's fucking insane. Someone that I was reading an article about him and someone said that he's hands down the most explosive athlete I've ever seen in my life.

Jaguars GM James Gladstone is either a genius or will soon be fired for reaching on draft picks

James Gladstone is gonna be a genius or he is gonna crash out very soon because the Jaguars... four out of his five picks... were all significantly considered reaches based on the consensus board. So he's either a genius and he is like moneyballing this... or we're gonna look back and be like, why did we hire that young nerd?

The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.