The last 12 months in DC sports is a top five all-time bad sports year for a city

Based on the research that I've done, I think that the last 12 months in DC sports has been a top five all time bad sports year for a city, for a sport, for sports town. All four major sports. The Wizards historically bad. The nationals were terrible last year... the commander's backsliding and just disappointing everybody.

Luke McCaffrey will make the Pro Bowl next year

I've got that means Luke McCaffrey Pro Bowl next year. Mm. That's what that means.

Gout Gout is the next Usain Bolt

18-year-old Australian Sprint Phenom ran a 19.67 in the 200 meter breaking Usain Bolt's record. Only 18 years old. Great name. He's next. Usain Bolt shaking in his boots.

Orcas live by a strict code and will not eat humans, even if starving

There's no recorded footage of a orca trying to eat a human. 'cause they just don't. And they just train themselves... a salmon eating orca will not go and eat a seal. Even if they're dying of hunger. They won't go across. No, it's crazy.

Caleb Williams will make another massive leap this year

Bro, I think Caleb's gonna make a, another leap. Like I really do. ... because it's just like he, everything that happened last year, he did a lot of the hard stuff and made it look easy and a lot of the easy stuff look hard.

Dianna Russini resigned because her 'girls trip' story didn't hold up to scrutiny

I would say that it does feel like the original story that was thrown out there when the photos came out has probably not held up to scrutiny. And that's part of why she's resigning right now. ... it objectively are just gonna say, this does not look good.