Brad Stevens traded Jalen Brown to the Sixers as a '4D chess' move to implode the team

I think that this could be the greatest thing that Brad Stevens has ever done. I think he's playing 4D chess. He knew what he was doing with the Jalen Brown trade. And now with LeBron, like all the pressures now on LeBron. Jalen Brown didn't want to be a number two option with Boston... what happens? Is this team gonna gel? On paper they're stacked... but there is only one ball.

LeBron James is the GOAT over Michael Jordan because of his longevity

LeBron? More points. Longevity is a big thing in sports. The fact that he's 42 years old, he is still doing it. Michael Jordan couldn't do it at 42. He never had a serious injury... I'm a LeBron sexual. That's my goat, that's my guy.

A DUI in Wisconsin is essentially 'Fisher-Price: My First DUI'

So the OWI in Wisconsin is like Fisher-Price. My first DUI. You're just like, hey, you gotta, you gotta give us like 300 bucks and don't do it again. It's pretty much a boys will be boys.

Pete Crow-Armstrong should be the MLB MVP

PCA is just the MVP. I just wanna say PCA should be the MVP. Shohei is not pitching as of right now. And PCA just continues to be a joy to watch... it's appointment television to watch Pete Crow-Armstrong play baseball.

You must eat Kraft Mac and Cheese with a spoon

If you're eating Kraft mac and cheese, you have to use a spoon. That's a fact. I ask memes how he gets the rest out of the bowl. He says he flips the bowl. I was like, you're a savage. Just use a fucking spoon, dude.

Victor Wembanyama is on pace to be the greatest loser in professional sports history.

He's a great, he might, I'll say this, we might be the greatest loser we've ever seen. He absolutely could be the greatest loser we have ever seen in professional sports.