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Kirk Cousins' 'big wins' in 2019 are a fraud because the Eagles and Cowboys both stink.

Is there a chance that we are getting absolutely bamboozled by Kirk Cousins and his quote-unquote big wins this year? Because now his big wins were against the Eagles and primetime against the Cowboys. And I think both those teams might end up under 500. So then we just go back to the old Kirk Cousins stat where he never beats teams that end above 500.

The Eagles (9-7) and Cowboys (8-8) both finished .500 or better, so they didn't end up under .500, but the narrative that Kirk couldn't win big games persisted.

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The Ravens will be the AFC's number one seed and the Super Bowl will go through Baltimore.

But as of right now, if the playoffs started today, the Ravens would be the one seed and the Super Bowl would go through Baltimore.

The Baltimore Ravens finished the 2019 season as the #1 seed in the AFC with a 14-2 record.
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Tom Brady looked 'dead' and scared against the Texans.

Tom Brady looked kind of dead tonight. He looked like he was the one seeing ghosts. He was very scared of the Texans' SWAT team linebackers.

This is a subjective assessment of a single game performance.
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The Jets losing to the winless Bengals is a classic 'so Jets' moment.

That was so Jets. That was so, so Jets. ... to have a quarterback who seems like the guy say, we're going to run the table... then go to Cincinnati, an 0-11 team, and score six points and just piss down their leg. I'm sorry, Jets fans. That is so Jets.

The Jets did indeed lose to the 0-11 Bengals 22-6 after Sam Darnold claimed they would run the table.

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Arizona is the best team in the country

Arizona just showing that they are probably the best team in the country because they absolutely whooped Arkansas.

Arizona lost to Clemson in the 2024 Sweet 16, which is the real-world event this likely parodies despite the prompt's 2026 date.
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Ben McCollum will never leave the Iowa Hawkeyes for another job

I don't think he's going anywhere. He's from Iowa City. He's coached for 15 years in division two... gets his dream job at Iowa. I don't think he's going anywhere.

McCollum was a highly sought-after name after his D2 success.
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Jay Bilis is being disingenuous with his criticism of the transfer portal

Jay Bilis is being disingenuous... what I don't understand about Jay Bilis is like, so what if people complain about the transfer portal and the NIL... this is a tweet from 20 years ago. Everyone's saying Will Wade's a dickhead.

This is a subjective critique of a media personality's stance.

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