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Kirk Cousins' 'big wins' in 2019 are a fraud because the Eagles and Cowboys both stink.

Is there a chance that we are getting absolutely bamboozled by Kirk Cousins and his quote-unquote big wins this year? Because now his big wins were against the Eagles and primetime against the Cowboys. And I think both those teams might end up under 500. So then we just go back to the old Kirk Cousins stat where he never beats teams that end above 500.

The Eagles (9-7) and Cowboys (8-8) both finished .500 or better, so they didn't end up under .500, but the narrative that Kirk couldn't win big games persisted.

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The Ravens will be the AFC's number one seed and the Super Bowl will go through Baltimore.

But as of right now, if the playoffs started today, the Ravens would be the one seed and the Super Bowl would go through Baltimore.

The Baltimore Ravens finished the 2019 season as the #1 seed in the AFC with a 14-2 record.
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Tom Brady looked 'dead' and scared against the Texans.

Tom Brady looked kind of dead tonight. He looked like he was the one seeing ghosts. He was very scared of the Texans' SWAT team linebackers.

This is a subjective assessment of a single game performance.
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The Jets losing to the winless Bengals is a classic 'so Jets' moment.

That was so Jets. That was so, so Jets. ... to have a quarterback who seems like the guy say, we're going to run the table... then go to Cincinnati, an 0-11 team, and score six points and just piss down their leg. I'm sorry, Jets fans. That is so Jets.

The Jets did indeed lose to the 0-11 Bengals 22-6 after Sam Darnold claimed they would run the table.

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The Vikings officially have a Kyler Murray problem

I think we can officially say they have a Kyler Murray problem. Justin Jefferson has reached his point where he's like, 'What the fuck is going on?' So that would be my point. Maybe there's a Kyler Murray issue.

Whether Minnesota had a significant Kyler Murray problem is an evaluative football judgment rather than a definitively resolvable fact.
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The Vikings should trade for Kirk Cousins

What if I told you the Vikings could trade for a quarterback that has 18 touchdown passes and a rushing touchdown? Would that be something you think you'd be interested in if you were a Minnesota Viking fan? Kirk Cousins.

Whether Kirk Cousins was traded to Minnesota during the 2026 season is not established by the transcript or reliably known here.
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Jalen Warren is a top-five running back

Jalen Warren is the top five running back this year. And it's like watching him play, that changes what I think about the Steelers.

Top-five running back status is ultimately a subjective ranking that cannot be definitively resolved.