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NFL Week 13 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Nick Foles Crazy Career And Sad Harbaugh

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NFL Week 13 Fastest 2 minutes ( - ). We recap every game from Sunday. Hank has taken the Patriots panic button out of the closet, the Bengals won a game. We're now a Derrick Henry appreciation podcast. The Eagles and NFC East are a dumpster fire, the Browns Brown'd it up in Pittsburgh. The Redskins are hot and we talk about Nick Foles having the weirdest NFL Career of all time. Justin Tucker's worth, Jon Gruden is losing it and the Chargers played the exact same game yet again ( - 1). We recap Thanksgiving Day games, who's back of the week and a quick recap of CFB Rivalry Week.

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The Ravens will be the AFC's number one seed and the Super Bowl will go through Baltimore.

But as of right now, if the playoffs started today, the Ravens would be the one seed and the Super Bowl would go through Baltimore.

The Baltimore Ravens finished the 2019 season as the #1 seed in the AFC with a 14-2 record.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Tom Brady looked 'dead' and scared against the Texans.

Tom Brady looked kind of dead tonight. He looked like he was the one seeing ghosts. He was very scared of the Texans' SWAT team linebackers.

This is a subjective assessment of a single game performance.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The Jets losing to the winless Bengals is a classic 'so Jets' moment.

That was so Jets. That was so, so Jets. ... to have a quarterback who seems like the guy say, we're going to run the table... then go to Cincinnati, an 0-11 team, and score six points and just piss down their leg. I'm sorry, Jets fans. That is so Jets.

The Jets did indeed lose to the 0-11 Bengals 22-6 after Sam Darnold claimed they would run the table.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Derrick Henry has officially entered the conversation as one of the NFL's top running backs.

This is now a Derrick Henry appreciation podcast. ... Essentially, we get to November and December and people are like, I don't want to tackle that guy anymore. He had 149 yards today, and then in his last 16 games... 1,700 yards, 18 rushing touchdowns. Doesn't get talked about as one of the top backs, but he's up there now.

Derrick Henry finished 2019 as the NFL rushing leader with 1,540 yards and was a Pro Bowler/All-Pro.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The Tennessee Titans are capable of winning a playoff game.

I think the Titans might win a playoff game. They're real motherfuckers to play against. They are.

The Titans won two playoff games in the 2019 season (Wild Card vs Patriots, Divisional vs Ravens).
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The Indianapolis Colts' season is officially over.

The Colts season is now over. They're not going to make the playoffs. They're 6-6, and they've lost.

The Colts finished 7-9 and missed the playoffs.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The NFL should revoke the home playoff game for the winner of the NFC East.

Take away a playoff game. Take away the home playoff game from the team that wins the NFC East. They don't deserve it.

This is a policy recommendation based on an opinion; it did not happen.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Daniel Jones stinks and Pat Shurmur is a 'dead man walking'.

Daniel Jones stinks and Pat Shurmur is a dead man walking. Pat Shurmur, update on where Pat Shurmur is with the entire New York Giants organization. He is at the level where he's talking about how they're historically young team. So that is the last bargaining level of a coach about to get fired.

Pat Shurmur was fired by the Giants on December 30, 2019.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Mike Tomlin is the NFL Coach of the Year for 2019.

I'm saying Mike Tomlin's the coach of the year. Because what the steelers—and we have made fun of Mike Tomlin a lot on this podcast. So I think it's only fair to say when he's doing a great job and what he's done this year has been a fantastic job. ... I think he's the coach of the year with what he's done with this team.

John Harbaugh of the Baltimore Ravens won the 2019 NFL Coach of the Year award.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Nick Foles is an average-to-below-average quarterback who stinks despite his Super Bowl win.

If you took out his 27 touchdown, two interception year, he's played 44 games. He's had 44 touchdowns and 32 interceptions. He stinks. ... He is completely average to below average at his profession, but he has reached moments where he has been exceptional.

Nick Foles' career has been famously inconsistent, with elite stretches followed by benchings.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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Justin Tucker is worth a first-round pick in a trade.

How much do you think Justin Tucker is worth if you were trying to trade him? ... His value as a kicker is so off the charts. ... And he's worth like he his value is that of a position player in my mind.

Kicker trade values are rarely verified by first-round picks, but Tucker is widely considered the greatest of all time.
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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019
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The Oakland Raiders' season is officially over.

All right, so that game, the Raiders are done. They're done. Done-chained them.

The Oakland Raiders finished 7-9 and did not qualify for the 2019 playoffs.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2019·Who's Back
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Michigan football is a myth that is not on the same level as Ohio State or Alabama.

I'm actually kind of agree just because the Michigan myth is one of the greatest myths going in all of college sports. They have won half a national title in the last 60 years. And they make you think that they matter and that they're on the level of Alabama and USC and Ohio State and Clemson even now. ... realistic Michigan fans probably were like... We aren't going to get better.

Michigan eventually broke through and won a national championship in 2023, though they struggled significantly for the duration of 2015-2020.