Victor Wembanyama will be the best center of all time in every skill set

[Wembanyama] is evolving so fast as a center. Like the knock against [him] a couple months ago was like, he doesn't really have that great offensive low post game. And now we're seeing that Oh yeah, Wemby can do that too. He's gonna be able, he's gonna be the best center of all time at like every skill set by the time it's all said and done.

Dylan Harper is the best player on the San Antonio Spurs

Dylan Harper should be starting. Dylan Harper might be the best guard on that team. And I understand that they've got two other players that they're paying significant amounts of money to. But I feel like Dylan Harper is the best player on that team.

Rory McIlroy's foot blister will ruin his chances at the PGA Championship

I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly. Have you ever played golf on a blister? We'll see how, I mean, I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.