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Brooks Koepka, PGA Championship With Shane Bacon, Wemby's Revenge, Lebron's Last Game? Plus Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, May 13, 202622 takes · Transcript ↓

Wemby takes down the Timberwolves in a pivotal Game 5 and PFT and Hank have a new bet (-). We talk Donovan Mitchell's big night and Lebron's last game in the NBA? (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Giannis not being traded but maybe being traded and more (-). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about the PGA Championship, his golf game, not using a yardage book and finally meeting Zac (-). Shane Bacon joins the show to break down the 2nd major, who can win, a twist on soggy sorrows and his attempt to qualify for the US Open ( -). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Victor Wembanyama is officially a problem. After a pivotal Game 5 win against the Timberwolves, Big Cat and PFT are marveling at how fast the alien is adapting to the postseason. The guy was blocking threes and asserting dominance in the paint like he’s been doing this for a decade, and the scary part is he's only getting better.

Void
May 13, 2026
#30473
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Victor Wembanyama will be the best center of all time in every skill set

[Wembanyama] is evolving so fast as a center. Like the knock against [him] a couple months ago was like, he doesn't really have that great offensive low post game. And now we're seeing that Oh yeah, Wemby can do that too. He's gonna be able, he's gonna be the best center of all time at like every skill set by the time it's all said and done.

This is a long-term career projection that cannot be resolved for many years.

PFT is even ready to name a new alpha on the Spurs roster, though Big Cat thinks Stephon Castle's defense makes him a strong contender. The Timberwolves look gassed, Anthony Edwards is playing through a knee injury that looked like it belonged in a car crash, and the Spurs are suddenly 82% favorites to take the series.

Void
May 13, 2026
#30474
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dylan Harper is the best player on the San Antonio Spurs

Dylan Harper should be starting. Dylan Harper might be the best guard on that team. And I understand that they've got two other players that they're paying significant amounts of money to. But I feel like Dylan Harper is the best player on that team.

Subjective evaluation of talent within the 2026 NBA landscape.

The El Camino vs. The Wizards Tattoo

In what might be the highest-stakes bet in PMT history, PFT and Hank have finally put their money where their mouths are regarding the Washington Wizards. Hank is tired of hearing about the "plan" in DC, while PFT is convinced the young core is ready to take the leap. The terms are simple: if the Wizards finish in the top eight in the East next year, Hank gets a peanut-butter-cap-sized Wizards tattoo. If they don't, PFT hands over the keys to his beloved El Camino.

Open
May 13, 2026
#30477
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Wizards will be a top 8 seed in the East next season

Will the Washington Wizards finish in the top eight seeds in the east going into the play-in at the end of the regular season? Yes. At the end of the regular season, will they be a top eight seated team? I'm obviously taking the over on that and that would put them outside the play in this year. But I'm taking the over on it, so I feel like it's a good bet.

The bet resolves at the end of the 2026-27 NBA regular season.

Is LeBron Done in LA?

With the Lakers eliminated, the discussion naturally turned to LeBron James and his legacy in Hollywood. Big Cat isn't ready to give him much credit for the stint, largely because he refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of the Disney bubble.

Void
May 13, 2026
#30478
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James' 2020 NBA championship in the bubble does not count

I actually don't care to like debate the merits of the bubble championship. I just like to just say with puffed out chest. Yeah. LeBron won zero titles as a Laker. And then everyone's like, what about the COVID? Like, sorry, I don't, I don't acknowledge that as a real title.

Inherently subjective and a matter of historical trolling.

PFT thinks we haven't seen the last of LeBron on an NBA court, but it probably won't be in purple and gold. Whether it's a farewell tour in Cleveland or a weird one-year stint with the Wizards to play with Bronny, the guys are ready for the spectacle. Big Cat already has the Hall of Fame speech planned out, and it doesn't involve the Lakers.

Void
May 13, 2026
#30487
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James should be inducted into the Hall of Fame as a Cleveland Cavalier

[LeBron James] is going in [to the Hall of Fame] as a Cleveland Cavalier in this podcast's eyes.

This is a subjective matter of opinion regarding how a player is primarily identified at the end of their career.

Brooks Koepka and the PGA Championship

Five-time major champ Brooks Koepka joined the show to talk about his prep for the PGA Championship at Aronimink. He’s coming off a hot round where he shot a 29 on the back nine, and he’s feeling dangerous. One of the wildest reveals was that Brooks still refuses to use a yardage book, preferring to play "reactive" golf like he's throwing a piece of trash into a bin.

Win
May 13, 2026
#30483
Brooks KoepkaBrooks Koepka

I am likely the only professional golfer who doesn't use a yardage book

I think I'm probably the only, to my knowledge, the only tour player that doesn't. I just found myself, I would look at, I'd look up from like 150 yards and look down in the book and I'm like, this pin looks like it's in the bunker... and it just like gave me all these thoughts. Who cares? Just make it more reactive.

Brooks is confirming his own practice, which is a verified fact of his game.

Shane Bacon also stopped by to preview the second major of the year and talk about his own quest to qualify for the US Open during "Golf's Longest Day." Shane thinks the course setup in Philly is going to play right into the hands of the heavy hitters, specifically the guys who can handle the grueling second shots.

Open
May 13, 2026
#30491
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Brooks Koepka is in a prime position to contend for a win at the PGA Championship

I think [Brooks Koepka] is gonna be in contention here. I think it's a great Brooks Koepka golf course. He's leading the PGA tour this season in Iron Play. ... I think Brooks is positioning himself to get really a chance to win either this PGA or or win it at Shinnecock.

The outcome of the 2026 PGA Championship will determine if Brooks was in contention.
Open
May 13, 2026
#30486
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Ricky Fowler has a real chance to finally win a major this week

I also really like Ricky Fowler. I think Ricky Fowler could potentially get a major win finally this week at Aronimink. Kind of a good golf course for him. Don't have to hit it three 50 off the tee. I think Ricky has a real chance to get himself a attention come late Saturday into Sunday.

Tournament ends May 17, 2026.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat belongs to the Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo. With rumors swirling about a potential trade, Hank is convinced it's all smoke and mirrors, but Big Cat sees a path where the Bucks try to jumpstart a rebuild. Max thinks it's time for Milwaukee to face reality before the window slams shut completely.

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MaxMax

The Bucks would be idiotic not to trade Giannis Antetokounmpo now

You gotta turn the page and this is the best way to do it. 'Cause you can get real, you get real [picks] and like jumpstart your next chapter. You gotta trade him. You have to, it would be idiotic not to trade him at this point.

Subjective team-building philosophy.

Cool Throne goes to the NFL Schedule release. Big Cat is already salivating over the primetime Cowboys games, not because he likes the team, but because he loves the absolute chaos that follows every single Dak Prescott performance.

Void
May 13, 2026
#30492
Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is the ideal quarterback for knee-jerk sports takes

I love [Cowboys primetime games] because there's not a quarterback that is better suited for instant knee jerk reaction than Dak Prescott. If he's bad, he's the worst quarterback ever. If he's good, this is the year he's the MVP. He's like, he's the most, the takes are so easily, they're layup takes every time he plays in a prime time.

This is a subjective observation about sports media discourse.

If the Wizards actually make the playoffs next year, we better start looking for tattoo parlors that specialize in magical blue wizards.

nfl-schedulepga-championshipnba-playoffslebron-jamesvictor-wembanyamagolfgambling

More Takes

Open
May 13, 2026
#30475
HankHank

Rory McIlroy's foot blister will ruin his chances at the PGA Championship

I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly. Have you ever played golf on a blister? We'll see how, I mean, I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly.

The PGA Championship finishes in a few days; Rory's performance will determine if this holds water.
Void
May 13, 2026
#30476
MaxMax

Daryl Morey is a good talent evaluator but a bad team builder

Daryl Morey has done a lot of good things for the future of the 76ers... He is a very good drafter... He's very good at evaluating talent. He's not very good at putting a team together, which is probably pretty important for a GM.

This is a subjective assessment of a GM's career tenure.
Open
May 13, 2026
#30479
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LeBron James will play in the NBA next season but not for the Lakers

I have now switched to thinking that he's going to retire and just do YouTube golf full-time to now. I think that he's going to not be a Laker next year, but he will play in the NBA.

This will be resolved during the 2026 NBA offseason.
Open
HankHank

Giannis Antetokounmpo will not be traded and will stay in Milwaukee

Giannis... he's gonna stay in Milwaukee or is not gonna get traded. It was the exact same thing like at the trade deadline, you would've thought it was 99% he's getting traded... And then nothing happened. I'm not letting myself get my hopes up... he's gonna stay.

Will be resolved if Giannis is moved or signs an extension this offseason.
Open
Big CatBig Cat

The Bucks will sign Giannis Antetokounmpo to an extension and then trade him for a haul of picks

I think they're gonna extend him and then trade him. ... do what you can right now to get draft picks.

The Bucks' decision on Giannis's future will be resolved following his extension eligibility and the upcoming trade window.
Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jon Rahm will eventually leave LIV Golf and return to the PGA Tour

I think [Jon Rahm] is going back. They'll figure it out.

This depends on the ongoing merger negotiations and individual player decisions between LIV and the PGA Tour.
Loss
ZacZac

Ronda Rousey might win her return fight in the octagon against Gina Carano

Ronda Rousey... she's returned to the octagon after like 3,400 days, she's got a chance to maybe right the ship and get a win. I thought it could be exciting.

This fight was never officially booked or completed in the professional MMA landscape.
Open
May 13, 2026
#30485
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Scotty Scheffler is more likely to win the PGA by 10 than finish outside the top 10

I think there's a better chance Scotty [Scheffler] wins by 10 than he doesn't finish in the top 10. I think this is a great opportunity for Scotty to kind of go back to back at the PGA.

The tournament concludes on May 17, 2026.
Open
May 13, 2026
#30490
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Michael Block will make the cut at the 2026 PGA Championship

I think Blockie makes the cut. I really do. ... I think Blockie's gonna make the cut this week. I don't know if he wins the PGA, ... but I think [he'll] get to the weekend.

Will be determined after the second round of the 2026 PGA Championship.
Loss
May 13, 2026
#30484
Shane BaconShane Bacon

J.J. Spaun won the US Open in 2025

I like J.J. Spaun. I mean he is not super long, but I, I like J.J. Spaun obviously won the US Open last year.

The 2025 US Open was not won by J.J. Spaun; the winners of recent US Opens were Bryson DeChambeau (2024) and Wyndham Clark (2023).
Loss
May 13, 2026
#30494
ZacZac

A 'Florida King' mattress is double the size of an 'Alaskan King'

And if you think [the Alaskan King] is big, check out the Florida King. I believe that's even double.

An Alaskan King is 108"x108" (9'x9'). A Florida King is typically 108"x80". The Alaskan King is actually larger in square footage.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

New breast implants need to 'breathe' post-operation to avoid 'suffocation'

I think post op boob job, you have to let them breathe otherwise they'll get suffocated. Yeah, that's just, that's part of the [recovery].

This is a comedic biological claim that is not factually accurate.

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