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The Washington Wizards will be a top 8 seed in the East next season

Will the Washington Wizards finish in the top eight seeds in the east going into the play-in at the end of the regular season? Yes. At the end of the regular season, will they be a top eight seated team? I'm obviously taking the over on that and that would put them outside the play in this year. But I'm taking the over on it, so I feel like it's a good bet.

The bet resolves at the end of the 2026-27 NBA regular season.

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May 13, 2026
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Victor Wembanyama will be the best center of all time in every skill set

[Wembanyama] is evolving so fast as a center. Like the knock against [him] a couple months ago was like, he doesn't really have that great offensive low post game. And now we're seeing that Oh yeah, Wemby can do that too. He's gonna be able, he's gonna be the best center of all time at like every skill set by the time it's all said and done.

This is a long-term career projection that cannot be resolved for many years.
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May 13, 2026
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Dylan Harper is the best player on the San Antonio Spurs

Dylan Harper should be starting. Dylan Harper might be the best guard on that team. And I understand that they've got two other players that they're paying significant amounts of money to. But I feel like Dylan Harper is the best player on that team.

Subjective evaluation of talent within the 2026 NBA landscape.
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May 13, 2026
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Rory McIlroy's foot blister will ruin his chances at the PGA Championship

I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly. Have you ever played golf on a blister? We'll see how, I mean, I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly.

Rory McIlroy finished tied for 7th place at the 2026 PGA Championship with a score of -4, while Aaron Rai won the tournament at -7. Although McIlroy recovered after a poor first round (74) and was in contention during the final rounds, his overall performance and failure to win suggest his chances were indeed 'hurt' as Hank predicted, especially considering he was a strong contender going into the tournament.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.