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May 13, 2026·Guys on Chicks
#30493
Big CatBig Cat

New breast implants need to 'breathe' post-operation to avoid 'suffocation'

I think post op boob job, you have to let them breathe otherwise they'll get suffocated. Yeah, that's just, that's part of the [recovery].

This is a comedic biological claim that is not factually accurate.

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Void
May 13, 2026
#30473
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Victor Wembanyama will be the best center of all time in every skill set

[Wembanyama] is evolving so fast as a center. Like the knock against [him] a couple months ago was like, he doesn't really have that great offensive low post game. And now we're seeing that Oh yeah, Wemby can do that too. He's gonna be able, he's gonna be the best center of all time at like every skill set by the time it's all said and done.

This is a long-term career projection that cannot be resolved for many years.
Void
May 13, 2026
#30474
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dylan Harper is the best player on the San Antonio Spurs

Dylan Harper should be starting. Dylan Harper might be the best guard on that team. And I understand that they've got two other players that they're paying significant amounts of money to. But I feel like Dylan Harper is the best player on that team.

Subjective evaluation of talent within the 2026 NBA landscape.
Win
May 13, 2026
#30475
HankHank

Rory McIlroy's foot blister will ruin his chances at the PGA Championship

I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly. Have you ever played golf on a blister? We'll see how, I mean, I think it's gonna hurt his chances honestly.

Rory McIlroy finished tied for 7th place at the 2026 PGA Championship with a score of -4, while Aaron Rai won the tournament at -7. Although McIlroy recovered after a poor first round (74) and was in contention during the final rounds, his overall performance and failure to win suggest his chances were indeed 'hurt' as Hank predicted, especially considering he was a strong contender going into the tournament.

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Void
Jul 17, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#30966
Big CatBig Cat

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

While funny, avian intelligence is usually measured by tool use (crows) or problem-solving, though urban adaptation is a form of intelligence.
Void
Jul 15, 2026
#30948
Big CatBig Cat

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

This is a hypothetical claim about a retired player's current ability, which is fundamentally subjective.
Void
Jul 15, 2026
#30949
Big CatBig Cat

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.

Inherently subjective and hyperbolic comparison.