All Takes
If I win the Open Championship this weekend, I will officially take the Blake of the Year title from Blake Griffin
I'm not dead. I've never wanted to win a golf tournament so bad. [The deal is] if I win the Open Championship this weekend, I officially get [Blake Griffin's] Blake of the Year title this year. Verbatim. That's what it'll be.
Playing golf in shorts is at least a two-stroke advantage per round
It's so much nicer [to wear shorts]... I'd say at least two [strokes]. Really. Yeah.
The best way to play golf is to simply not think about anything
Three of your 10 lessons, were just don't think... that's honestly Fellas. That's the best way to be. It's like, I just kept on scrolling and I was like, wait, we're not, oh, just a reminder. But don't you think that if you're telling everyone to not think about anything now they're thinking about not thinking about anything, which is perfect. That's right where I want 'em.
Georgia is not the number one team in college football right now
I don't think Georgia's number one, let's put it that way.
I believe I can win 12 majors in my career
I feel like I can get to 12. I mean, think how many, I've already blown like... I feel like I should have nine right now.
I blew the lead at the Masters because Blakes don't win anything
I decided to blow the lead at the Masters because Blakes don't win anything. Right? Yep. So I figured that that was my way in, unfortunately, a couple weeks before I won [the PGA], but yeah, I figured that was... Blakes haven't won anything.
The winning score of the 2023 US Open will be 6 to 8 under par
I think honestly I think winner will probably be six to eight under.
I am going to win the US Open this weekend
[PFT: Are you gonna win?] Brooks Koepka: I mean, that's why I'm on here. Yeah.
I want to finish my career with at least 10 major championship wins.
Double digits man. That's where honestly, that's what I want. ... because I think what only three guys have ever had double digits.
I choked away the Masters with a four-shot lead
I'd characterize that as a choke. Damn. It was pretty bad. Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on, you got a four shot lead. All you gotta do. I was playing good and just choked it away.
LIV and PGA Tour players don't actually have bad blood with each other
There's no bad blood. All everybody's so chill about it, you know, that everyone understands. Right. It's a business at the end of the day... I think it was more like media driven than there is anything. But everybody's cool with each other.
Winning majors is the only benchmark that matters in golf
At the end of the day, all anybody cares about is majors and how many majors you got... At the end of the day, it's not how many wins in the regular season did you have? It's how many Super Bowls you win.
I could shoot the same score in the PGA Championship playing left-handed
What would you shoot if you had to play the PGA Championship left-handed? [Koepka]: Probably the same as I would right-handed, honestly. ... I have no idea. I just know just swing as hard as you can from the other side of the ball.
My performance at the Masters was one of the most heroic things ever done
And I started talking about how heroic it was [playing the Masters injured], and people took great umbrage with that comment... You agree. [Koepka]: I couldn't have agreed anymore. Absolutely. I mean, it might have been one of the most heroic things ever done.
The eagle on the 17th hole at the Waste Management Open was 'stupid luck'
No, that was just dumb luck that it went in. That was just real dumb luck... I'll be honest with you, it shouldn't have gone [in]. That's just stupid luck, man.
I have a good chance of winning a major in 2021
I think I got a good chance [to win a major]. I like, I feel good so yeah i'll be ready don't worry.
I could break 100 on the golf course playing left-handed
I don't know if I broke a hundred, that'd be pretty good. I'd be happy, pretty satisfied... I can hit it pretty far. I think I hit it like the driver... somewhere, I mean the guy hit it like 300 yards [left-handed].
Donald Trump is a better golfer than Barack Obama
You've golfed with both Trump and Obama who's better? [Trump]. Trump's better, a little better. Yeah.
Our handball team with NFL quarterbacks and golfers would go undefeated
I feel like team pardon my take would be pretty solid... I don't see ya [losing]... undefeated minimum.
Playing golf without fans will be awful and weird
I don't know, I feel like it's gonna be weird. I think it's gonna be awful without fans. I really do. Like how weird is it going to be watching on the TV? ... Imagine this: you sink the putt on the last hole and no one's clapping.
Golf takes too long and should be reduced to 14 or 15 holes
Nobody wants to spend five and a half hours out there... Literally, I would just make it like 15 holes, 14 holes. Because then you get to go in the 19th hole a little bit quicker.
I have half the field beat mentally in majors because most golfers can't handle a tough course
It's easier when it's tough. You already know you got half the guys beat mentally, they can't play the course. And then the other ones just mentally can't hang. And so you only got to beat a few.
I don't watch golf when I'm away from the course
I'll be honest, I don't watch it. I don't watch it when I'm away from it... If I was going to watch anything, I'd watch Augusta and all the majors. But other than that, I'd much rather be watching basketball late night.
I guarantee I will win the career Grand Slam
At what point in your career do you think you'll have all four majors? Guarantee it. I'm trying to figure out when the next time we play St. Andrews because I will win one at St. Andrews. I know that.
Golf courses should be shortened to 14 or 15 holes to be more fun
How do you speed up the game? Literally, I would just make it like 15 holes, 14 holes... Because then you get to go in the 19th hole a little bit quicker... It gets boring from like hole 5 to 12. You're just like, where am I right now?
Golfers wear metal spikes just to hear the clicking sound on concrete
I don't wear the spikes... soft spikes. [Some] guys wear the metal ones. I have no idea why. I think it's just to hear the click clack when they're walking over concrete... to make them feel like athletes.
