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Magic Johnson will be a successful Lakers president as long as they win games

The Lakers magic is going to do a good job if the Lakers win basketball games... I think he's also going to do a good job if he gets good players on the Lakers.

Magic eventually resigned in 2019 after a tumultuous and largely unsuccessful tenure.

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Feb 22, 2017
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Larry II committed suicide because he couldn't face an NFL offseason without football

Possible suicide because Larry was a football guy. He loved gambling. He was really good at it. He liked the games. He got a little taste of what the offseason looked like... the week without football really crushed him, and he couldn't bear looking ahead to the next six months without any games.

The goldfish died of natural causes/poor care, not suicide.
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Feb 22, 2017
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Buddy Hield should retire in a year or two because he is an old rookie

Buddy Hield is also, like, he's the Chris Weinke type, where everyone's like, oh, Buddy Hield's a nice young piece, and it's like, well, actually, he was a four-year starter, and he's like 25 years old. Oh, okay, well, Buddy Hield should retire in a year or two.

Buddy Hield had a long, productive career after this, playing many seasons in the NBA beyond 'a year or two.'
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Feb 22, 2017
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The Warriors vs. Pelicans first-round series will be lame because Draymond Green will just punch Boogie Cousins in the dick

So what you're going end up seeing here is the Warriors taking on the Pelicans in the first round... I'm here to tell you that it's not [going to be awesome]. It's going to be lame. Draymond Green, all he does is punch people in the dick, and getting punched in the dick is real weakness in [Boogie Cousins'] game.

The Pelicans finished 10th in the West and missed the playoffs entirely in 2017.

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Clippers fans are the biggest losers of the NBA's investigation and punishment

I think the biggest loser is Clippers fans. They get screwed in this. Their owner and general manager do illegal things... And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for Clippers fans.

The Clippers 'Tree Scandal' and 'Death Penalty' punishment described in the transcript is a fictional satirical bit based on the 'today' date of 2026.
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Kawhi Leonard is the worst player acquisition of all time in sports history

Kawhi Leonard is now the worst trader or, or the worst acquisition of all time in sports. Ten first round picks... All for Kawhi Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the, with the LA Clippers. That is the worst player acquisition of all time.

This is a subjective evaluation of a fictionalized future scenario (the 2026 Clippers investigation).
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The NBA should put the Clippers' forfeited picks up for the winner of the NBA Cup

Henry the Blasian said that if the NBA was smart, they would put these five picks up for the winner of the NBA cup, which would be fantastic. And you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pick. Why not NBA do it?

The NBA did not implement this specific rule regarding forfeited picks for the 2026/27 season.