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Nov 15, 2019
#15125
Big CatBig Cat

Mason Rudolph is a terrible quarterback and not the guy in Pittsburgh

I wanted to start the show by saying Mason Rudolph has a huge fucking face and is a terrible quarterback and is not the guy in Pittsburgh. And he's the classic quarterback where every time he drops back if you're a Steelers fan or you bet on the Steelers, you're like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck only bad things can happen.

Mason Rudolph was eventually benched for Duck Hodges later in the season and has remained a backup for most of his career.

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Win
Nov 15, 2019
#15124
Big CatBig Cat

Myles Garrett will be suspended for the rest of the season for his fight with Mason Rudolph

Myles Garrett. You lost your mind. You're going to be suspended for the rest of the season... Myles Garrett probably got I would imagine he's gone for the rest of the year.

Myles Garrett was suspended indefinitely, missing the final 6 games of the 2019 season.
Loss
Nov 15, 2019
#25509
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Pouncey shouldn't be suspended for fighting Myles Garrett because he was protecting Mason Rudolph

Pouncey shouldn't be suspended by the way because I feel like he should just be like hey that was ride or die and also you shouldn't be suspended because if we're looking out for [Mason Rudolph's] head and concussions, we can't let that offensive line get worse.

Pouncey was suspended 3 games for his involvement in the brawl, which was later reduced to 2 games on appeal.
Void
Nov 15, 2019
#25510
Big CatBig Cat

Quarterbacks who wear number 2 are generally bad (except for Matt Ryan)

he wears number 2, no good players wear number 2. Matt Ryan is the best player you can probably name that's ever wore number two. It's not a good number. Anything except for 2. I can't think of a good quarterback Matt Ryan is the only one.

This is inherently subjective, though historically number 2 has few elite QBs compared to 12, 10, or 7.

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Void
Jul 17, 2026·Mt. Rushmore
#30966
Big CatBig Cat

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

While funny, avian intelligence is usually measured by tool use (crows) or problem-solving, though urban adaptation is a form of intelligence.
Void
Jul 15, 2026
#30948
Big CatBig Cat

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

This is a hypothetical claim about a retired player's current ability, which is fundamentally subjective.
Void
Jul 15, 2026
#30949
Big CatBig Cat

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.

Inherently subjective and hyperbolic comparison.