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Myles Garrett Tried To Kill Mason Rudolph, Rick Ankiel, We Pranked Florio, Week 11 Picks

Friday, November 15, 201915 takes

Myles Garrett tried to kill Mason Rudolph, who is bad at quarterbacking but we wont say that because he almost died. Recapping a wild ending to the Browns/Steelers with an all time fight on the field. (-) Carmelo Anthony is back. (-) Week 11 preview and picks including a loser leaves town Sunday Night game. (-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) Rick Ankiel joins the show for a fascinating interview about his career, having the yips on the biggest stage imaginable, then fighting back to the big leagues as a hitter. (-) Fyre Fest of the week, (-)  Astros cheating scandal, (-) and we got Mike Florio again to talk about his fantasy team. (-)

Rick Ankiel on the Yips, Myles Garrett's Helmet Swing, and Week 11 Picks

We just witnessed one of the most insane endings to a football game in the history of the sport. The Browns finally got a win over the Steelers, but it was completely overshadowed by Myles Garrett deciding to use Mason Rudolph’s own helmet as a weapon. Big Cat and PFT were ready to record and had to throw out the script because Garrett went full gladiator at the end of Thursday Night Football.

Big Cat was ready to lay into Mason Rudolph for being a bad quarterback, but it’s hard to roast a guy who just narrowly avoided having his skull cracked open. Still, the tape doesn't lie about Rudolph's performance before the brawl.

Win
Nov 15, 2019
#15125
Big CatBig Cat

Mason Rudolph is a terrible quarterback and not the guy in Pittsburgh

I wanted to start the show by saying Mason Rudolph has a huge fucking face and is a terrible quarterback and is not the guy in Pittsburgh. And he's the classic quarterback where every time he drops back if you're a Steelers fan or you bet on the Steelers, you're like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck only bad things can happen.

Mason Rudolph was eventually benched for Duck Hodges later in the season and has remained a backup for most of his career.

As for the punishment, there's no way around it: Garrett is done for a while. Big Cat is already looking at the history books to see how many games the league is going to hammer him with.

Win
Nov 15, 2019
#15124
Big CatBig Cat

Myles Garrett will be suspended for the rest of the season for his fight with Mason Rudolph

Myles Garrett. You lost your mind. You're going to be suspended for the rest of the season... Myles Garrett probably got I would imagine he's gone for the rest of the year.

Myles Garrett was suspended indefinitely, missing the final 6 games of the 2019 season.

While Garrett is the villain, PFT found a hero in Mike Pouncey. Pouncey went full ride-or-die for his quarterback, and PFT thinks the league should take it easy on the guy just for the sake of the Steelers' offensive line remaining intact.

Loss
Nov 15, 2019
#25509
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Pouncey shouldn't be suspended for fighting Myles Garrett because he was protecting Mason Rudolph

Pouncey shouldn't be suspended by the way because I feel like he should just be like hey that was ride or die and also you shouldn't be suspended because if we're looking out for [Mason Rudolph's] head and concussions, we can't let that offensive line get worse.

Pouncey was suspended 3 games for his involvement in the brawl, which was later reduced to 2 games on appeal.

Rick Ankiel and the Phenomenon

Rick Ankiel joined the show for a fascinating look at one of the wildest careers in baseball history. He was the next big thing on the mound before a legendary case of the yips changed everything. Ankiel was incredibly candid about what it felt like to lose his command on the biggest stage imaginable. He even gave us the ultimate hypothetical: could Pitcher Rick strike out Hitter Rick?

Void
Nov 15, 2019
#25513
RA
Rick Ankiel

As a pitcher, I would have definitely struck myself out as a hitter

Could you strike out you at your best as a hitter without even with blindfolded probably? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely strike me out. Throw the Hammer High fastball.

This is a hypothetical self-assessment from a professional two-way athlete.

Beyond his own struggles, Ankiel talked about the grind of the comeback and his transition to the outfield. We also got his thoughts on David Ross taking over the Cubs. Having played with Grandpa Rossy, Ankiel thinks the transition to the dugout will be seamless because of the respect he commands in the locker room.

Push
Nov 15, 2019
#25514
RA
Rick Ankiel

David Ross will be a successful manager because he won't let superstars get bigger than the team

David [Ross] has always been that leader on the team anyway... what they did was was you know, they didn't let a superstar get outside of the team. So I think when you understand what he was as a player who he was him stepping into the manager role, it's not I don't think it's really going to be much different for him.

Ross managed the Cubs from 2020-2023, leading them to one playoff appearance in the shortened 2020 season but ultimately being replaced by Craig Counsell after failing to make the playoffs in three full seasons.

Week 11 Preview and the Florio Prank

It’s a massive week for the NFL, and Big Cat is slowly losing his mind over his Bears. After a win over the Lions, he’s fully back in on the playoff dream, provided they can survive a showdown with the Rams on Sunday night.

Loss
Nov 15, 2019·Fyre Fest
#15130
Big CatBig Cat

If the Bears beat the Rams, they are going to the playoffs

I legitimately 100% have bought into the fact that if the Bears beat the Rams on Sunday night, they're going to the playoffs.

The Bears lost to the Rams 17-7 and finished the season 8-8, missing the playoffs.

Speaking of that Sunday Night game, Hank is looking for fireworks. While most people expect an ugly defensive struggle, Hank thinks we’re in for a high-scoring shootout between Jared Goff and Mitchell Trubisky.

Loss
Nov 15, 2019·Picks
#25512
HankHank

The Bears vs. Rams Sunday Night Football game will have at least eight combined touchdowns

Sunday Night Bears Rams absolute slugfest the quarterbacks would be going back and forth touchdown touchdown lighting it up minimum eight touchdowns combined between them.

The Rams won 17-7, a low-scoring defensive battle with only 3 total touchdowns.

We also managed to get Mike Florio on the show, but we couldn't let him on without a little bit of a prank. We lured him into a fake fantasy football segment just to make him talk about his team before Big Cat and PFT jumped in to rescue him. Once the prank was over, Florio dropped some serious knowledge on the Colin Kaepernick workout situation, suggesting the league's timing is more about lawyers than football.

Void
Nov 15, 2019
#15132
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The NFL arranged Colin Kaepernick's workout as a legal strategy to prevent a second lawsuit

I really do think that they are worried they're going to get another lawsuit filed by Colin Kaepernick... It doesn't feel like a genuine attempt to help the guy. It feels like some sort of strategy... to make the league look better.

The workout ended in a location dispute and Kaepernick remained unsigned, supporting the theory that it was more of a PR/legal maneuver than a genuine job offer.

Before letting him go, Florio gave us one last nugget for the Giants fans out there who are dreading the end of the season. He thinks there is one specific date marked on the calendar for Eli Manning's final curtain call.

Push
Nov 15, 2019
#15131
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The Giants will give Eli Manning a farewell game on December 29th

I'd be tempted at some point to hold Eli Manning in my back pocket because I feel like he's going to get at least one farewell game... It will not surprise me at all if there's a quote-unquote injury to Daniel Jones that really wouldn't keep him from playing, but let Eli Manning finish out the season.

Eli Manning did start two more games (Dec 9 and Dec 15) due to a genuine Daniel Jones ankle injury, but Jones returned for the Dec 29 finale. Eli's 'farewell' effectively happened earlier.

Don't let the helmet swings distract you from the fact that it's a huge weekend of football. Pick your winners, place your bets, and try to keep your helmet on your head.

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Void
Nov 15, 2019
#25510
Big CatBig Cat

Quarterbacks who wear number 2 are generally bad (except for Matt Ryan)

he wears number 2, no good players wear number 2. Matt Ryan is the best player you can probably name that's ever wore number two. It's not a good number. Anything except for 2. I can't think of a good quarterback Matt Ryan is the only one.

This is inherently subjective, though historically number 2 has few elite QBs compared to 12, 10, or 7.
Void
Nov 15, 2019
#15126
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Carmelo Anthony has been a hipster his entire career

I'm actually thinking his entire career Carmelo has been a hipster. Yeah. He dropped out of college. I went to go chill in Denver for a while got real high tried to go to New York because that's where all the Arts and stuff are happened... his greatest accomplishments all happen when he was traveling abroad.

This is a satirical characterization and cannot be objectively proven, though the parallels are funny.
Win
Nov 15, 2019·Picks
#25511
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If the Panthers lose to the Falcons, their season is officially over

I think if they lose this game to the Falcons their season's done. I like that. Yeah, we might put the done chain on them twice.

The Panthers lost 29-3 to the Falcons and finished the season 5-11, missing the playoffs entirely.
Win
Nov 15, 2019·Picks
#15127
Big CatBig Cat

Derek Carr is close to keeping his job long-term in Las Vegas

I've actually think Derek Carr is very close to keeping his job in his house next to Jon Gruden in Las Vegas.

Derek Carr remained the Raiders' starting quarterback through the 2022 season, surviving several years in Vegas under Gruden.
Loss
Nov 15, 2019·Picks
#15128
Big CatBig Cat

If the Raiders beat the Bengals by 20 points, they are a playoff team

I'm kind of in on the Raiders making the playoffs... if the Raiders win by 20 points or more I think playoff Town. Yeah. I'm on playoff Town Raiders.

The Raiders beat the Bengals 17-10 (not by 20+) and ultimately finished 7-9, missing the playoffs.
Win
Nov 15, 2019·Picks
#15129
HankHank

The Patriots will beat the Eagles by at least seven points

I'm going to take the Patriots... minus three and a half. It is the classic. I think I wouldn't be surprised if they lose. So I'm going to take them because I mean they'll probably win by seven plus.

The Patriots beat the Eagles 17-10, exactly a 7-point margin.

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