Mason Rudolph is a terrible quarterback and not the guy in Pittsburgh

I wanted to start the show by saying Mason Rudolph has a huge fucking face and is a terrible quarterback and is not the guy in Pittsburgh. And he's the classic quarterback where every time he drops back if you're a Steelers fan or you bet on the Steelers, you're like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck only bad things can happen.

Mike Pouncey shouldn't be suspended for fighting Myles Garrett because he was protecting Mason Rudolph

Pouncey shouldn't be suspended by the way because I feel like he should just be like hey that was ride or die and also you shouldn't be suspended because if we're looking out for [Mason Rudolph's] head and concussions, we can't let that offensive line get worse.

Quarterbacks who wear number 2 are generally bad (except for Matt Ryan)

he wears number 2, no good players wear number 2. Matt Ryan is the best player you can probably name that's ever wore number two. It's not a good number. Anything except for 2. I can't think of a good quarterback Matt Ryan is the only one.

The Lions will win the NFC North

I think they're gonna be really good. Are the Lions on Crosby watch? ... I think them and maybe the Cowboys might be on Crosby watch. ... I think they probably will win the NFC North.

The Bears could have a top-five offense even if they miss the playoffs

There's a world where the Bears don't make the playoffs, but they're a top-five offense. And our defense is so bad that I can almost—I would be very upset, but I could deal with it.

The Jaguars could win the AFC South

I think the Jaguars are not getting any respect or talked about a lot. I think they're gonna be really good this year. They could win the South. I think Trevor Lawrence is gonna keep going forward.