"Carmelo Anthony has been a hipster his entire career" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 15, 2019

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Carmelo Anthony has been a hipster his entire career

I'm actually thinking his entire career Carmelo has been a hipster. Yeah. He dropped out of college. I went to go chill in Denver for a while got real high tried to go to New York because that's where all the Arts and stuff are happened... his greatest accomplishments all happen when he was traveling abroad.

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This is a satirical characterization and cannot be objectively proven, though the parallels are funny.

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Take Slip·Nov 15, 2019

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Myles Garrett will be suspended for the rest of the season for his fight with Mason Rudolph

Myles Garrett. You lost your mind. You're going to be suspended for the rest of the season... Myles Garrett probably got I would imagine he's gone for the rest of the year.

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Myles Garrett was suspended indefinitely, missing the final 6 games of the 2019 season.

Win

Take Slip·Nov 15, 2019

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Big Cat

Mason Rudolph is a terrible quarterback and not the guy in Pittsburgh

I wanted to start the show by saying Mason Rudolph has a huge fucking face and is a terrible quarterback and is not the guy in Pittsburgh. And he's the classic quarterback where every time he drops back if you're a Steelers fan or you bet on the Steelers, you're like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck only bad things can happen.

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Mason Rudolph was eventually benched for Duck Hodges later in the season and has remained a backup for most of his career.

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Take Slip·Nov 15, 2019

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PFT Commenter

Mike Pouncey shouldn't be suspended for fighting Myles Garrett because he was protecting Mason Rudolph

Pouncey shouldn't be suspended by the way because I feel like he should just be like hey that was ride or die and also you shouldn't be suspended because if we're looking out for [Mason Rudolph's] head and concussions, we can't let that offensive line get worse.

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Pouncey was suspended 3 games for his involvement in the brawl, which was later reduced to 2 games on appeal.