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The Bears' offense will stink next season, but their special teams will effectively be their offense

If I was a special teams coach, I would absolutely 100% go to the Bears because historically you know that the offense is going to stink. It's more than that. You have like an above average special teams, that's your offense. It's our franchise franchise. We'll be like, well, at least we scored a couple touchdowns on kick return.

In 2022, the Bears finished 32nd in the league in passing yards, though Justin Fields' running made the offense semi-productive. Special teams remained their most reliable unit.

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Feb 9, 2022
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The Rams have a better roster in almost every spot, but Joe Burrow is good enough to win Super Bowl LVI

The Rams are probably better in pretty much every spot but Joe Burrow. And then I say, but Joe Burrow's worth the win. And that's where I'm like the Rams feel like if you did it on paper and you just did a guy off, like, all right, the Rams are easily better, but Joe burrow is Joe burrow.

The Rams defeated the Bengals 23-20 in Super Bowl LVI. Burrow was unable to overcome the Rams' superior defensive front.
Void
Feb 9, 2022
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Odell Beckham Jr. will score a touchdown in the Super Bowl if his child is born before the game

Odell Beckham Jr. looks like he's going to have his first kid in the next couple of days. If he does, you know what that means? He's scoring a touchdown, Odell Beckham to score a touchdown in the super bowl.

Odell Beckham Jr.'s son was born on February 15, 2022. The Super Bowl was played on February 13. Since the condition wasn't met, the take is not applicable.
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Feb 9, 2022
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Seeing Matthew Stafford succeed is a slap in the face to the Lions organization

Everything that they, when they say something nice about Matthew Stafford, it's such a slap in the face to the Lions. And I know that like, look, bad organizations are bad organizations... but they're like, yeah, Matthew Stafford, this is moment. He was spent so many years just on that terrible team with that terrible organization. Yes. It's like, he got out of hell. It's like, he's the first man to ever escape the devil.

Stafford won the Super Bowl in his first year away from Detroit, confirming the premise that the organization was the primary hurdle.

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The Lions will win the NFC North

I think they're gonna be really good. Are the Lions on Crosby watch? ... I think them and maybe the Cowboys might be on Crosby watch. ... I think they probably will win the NFC North.

The 2026 NFC North winner will determine whether this prediction was correct.
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The Bears could have a top-five offense even if they miss the playoffs

There's a world where the Bears don't make the playoffs, but they're a top-five offense. And our defense is so bad that I can almost—I would be very upset, but I could deal with it.

This resolves when the 2026 regular season ends and Chicago's offensive ranking and playoff status are known.
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The Jaguars could win the AFC South

I think the Jaguars are not getting any respect or talked about a lot. I think they're gonna be really good this year. They could win the South. I think Trevor Lawrence is gonna keep going forward.

The Jaguars' season and Trevor Lawrence's 2026 performance will determine the prediction.