"The best social standing for a friend's wedding is being the 'seventh guy on the depth chart'" — Big Cat

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The best social standing for a friend's wedding is being the 'seventh guy on the depth chart'

The best friend zone you can be in is getting invited to the bachelor party, but not being in the wedding party. That's the best spot... if you can be like the seventh guy on a friend's depth chart, it's the best spot.

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

This is a subjective lifestyle preference, though it is widely agreed upon by many wedding-goers.

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Big Cat

Michigan ducked Michigan State during the 2020-21 seasons

Michigan ducked. Michigan ducked Michigan State.

Hot Take CFB HotSarcastic

Michigan and Michigan State played in 2020 (MSU won) and 2021 (MSU won). The 'ducking' claim usually refers to the 2020 Ohio State cancellation, which Big Cat applies to MSU here for comedic effect.

Win

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Ryen Russillo

Brian Kelly is a winner and will have an awesome staff at LSU

Brian Kelly wins everywhere he goes... I think Kelly's a winner. And I think he's going to have an awesome staff. I think there's always a little hesitancy when you're from there [the South]... but he's a winner.

Prediction CFB Mild

Kelly won 10 games in 2022 and 2023, reaching the SEC Championship in his first year. While not a championship yet, he has maintained his 'winner' status.

Loss

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Big Cat

Nebraska would have played Georgia closer than Michigan did in the 2021-22 CFP

They [Nebraska] probably would've played Georgia within like eight points. I swear to God. I swear to God.

Hot Take CFB Scorching

Nebraska was historically good for a 3-9 team, but Georgia was one of the most dominant defenses in history; assuming a 3-win team plays them closer than a playoff team is extreme hyperbole.