"The Chicago Bears are officially back because they signed Allen Robinson and have Kevin White returning" — Big Cat

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The Chicago Bears are officially back because they signed Allen Robinson and have Kevin White returning

I think the Bears might be back. Yeah, I think the Bears are on their way back... They have their number one wide receiver coming back, Kevin White. And now they've got [Allen Robinson].

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The 2018 Bears finished 12-4 and won the NFC North, so Big Cat was actually right that they were 'back' for this season.

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Kirk Cousins is just a more reliable version of Case Keenum

The Vikings have decided that they wanted to upgrade from Case Keenum to maybe a more reliable Case Keenum. Kirk Cousins is not that much different... lightning in a bottle Case Keenum, I think is the same as Kirk Cousins.

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While subjective, Cousins has generally been viewed as a tier above Keenum in the years since, though both have had fluctuating success.

Push

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Kirk Cousins is only good enough to take a team exactly where they already were

As somebody who's watched a lot of Kirk Cousins games over the past like five years, he is just good enough to get you exactly where you got last [year].

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Cousins led the Vikings to the playoffs several times but never beyond the Divisional round, similar to where the Vikings were pre-signing (NFC Championship).

Loss

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Sam Bradford is a walking cryptocurrency

I think he's [Sam Bradford] actually just a cryptocurrency. I think he's like his own Bitcoin. I've been buying a lot of Sam Bradford coins, so I'm going to be rich someday.