The Giants drafted Daniel Jones to stop fans from asking when they'll draft Eli's successor, even though he'll suck
It was actually, when you think about it, a genius move by Dave Gettleman because what he did here was he drafted a guy who everyone, all the Giants fans, he'd be like, look, we drafted a guy top 10. We have our quarterback of the future. He's just going to suck. And we can keep Eli going, and people can stop saying, when are you going to get your quarterback in the future?
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