Team USA is going to get killed by Europe in the Ryder Cup

I'm concerned for America. You were looking at the potential lineup and just being like, oh, we're gonna get killed.

Jalon Daniels is worth a Heisman bet at 60-1 odds

Why shouldn't I put a future on Jalon Daniels to win Heisman Trophy? ... It's 60 to one on the DraftKings Sportsbook right now. It's not crazy.

Starting Dorian Thompson-Robinson proves Kevin Stefanski isn't racist

I actually think that Kevin Stefanski starting DTR [Dorian Thompson-Robinson] in actual NFL football games is concrete evidence of him not being racist. Correct. And it's like case closed.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.