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NFL Preview With Mike Florio, Mt Rushmore Of Hall Of Very Good, Tommy Fleetwood Wins The Big One And Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, August 25, 202513 takes

Tommy Fleetwood finally did it and won the big one. We talk about a great weekend of golf and our guy Robb with two B's sendings us the tip to get us all to bet on Tommy (-). We talk College Football Week Zero in Dublin and people getting mad about Shedeur Sanders (-). Who's back of the week including Taiwain and ESPN deleting a graphic (-). Mt Rushmore of Hall of very good (-). Mike Florio joins the show to talk some football, when will Micah Parsons sign, the QB situation in Cleveland, who has the most pressure this year, Super Bowl in London, worst teams in the NFL this year and his Super Bowl picks (-). We finish with lottery balls (-).

Recap

Void
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Tommy Fleetwood is now a better golfer than he is a human being

I think he's a better golfer than human being before today. Yes. Tommy Fleetwood was as good a golfer as he is. Even better human being. Yeah. Not anymore.

This is an inherently subjective joke about human character vs. athletic skill.
Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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HankHank

Team USA is going to get killed by Europe in the Ryder Cup

I'm concerned for America. You were looking at the potential lineup and just being like, oh, we're gonna get killed.

The outcome of the Ryder Cup will determine if Europe 'kills' America as predicted.
Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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ZacZac

Jalen Daniels is worth a Heisman bet at 60-1 odds

Why shouldn't I put a future on Jalen Daniels to win Heisman Trophy? ... It's 60 to one on the DraftKings Sportsbook right now. It's not crazy.

Jalen Daniels would need to win the Heisman to make this correct.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Starting Dorian Thompson-Robinson proves Kevin Stefanski isn't racist

I actually think that Kevin Stefanski starting DTR [Dorian Thompson-Robinson] in actual NFL football games is concrete evidence of him not being racist. Correct. And it's like case closed.

A logically sound counter-argument to a specific internet narrative, though 'proving' someone isn't racist is subjective.
Win
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Aroldis Chapman is officially unhittable again

I didn't know Aroldis Chapman was just like Unhittable again. ... He's like truly unhittable again. ... 0.33 ERA over his last 30 appearances. That's insane.

The ERA cited (0.33 over 30 games) is a verifiable fact of his performance at that time.

Mount Rushmore

Win
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

The Minnesota Vikings franchise is the 'Hall of Very Good' of NFL teams

Minnesota Vikings franchise hall of very good 65 seasons. 32 playoff appearances in 65 seasons. They've literally been in the playoffs almost exactly half the time. ... They've never won a Super Bowl. They're the hall of very good franchises.

A statistical fact claim used to support a subjective categorization.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

Above-ground pools are 'very good' and belong in the Hall of Very Good

Our second pick is going to be above ground pools. ... They're very good. They're very fun. I've had a fun time in an aboveground. ... So much better than no pool.

Inherently subjective opinion on leisure items.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

Titty fucking is 'very good' but not 'Hall of Fame' level

We want to take titty fucking. Yeah. It's very good. ... It's not Hall of fame. Hall of Fame is sex. ... If you're titty fucking in an above ground pool in Canada, you're having a very good time. Yeah.

Subjective opinion on a sexual act.

Interview

Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Terry McLaurin has already secretly signed a new contract with the Commanders

My report now is that he [Terry McLaurin] did in fact sign on Friday and it's a secret contract and we don't know about it yet, but they're gonna release the details of the secret contract soon.

PredictionFootballHotSarcastic
This will be correct if details emerge that McLaurin signed prior to the public announcement in late August 2025.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Mike FlorioMike Florio

Dak Prescott, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson have the most pressure in the NFL

I think there's a ton of pressure on Dak Prescott. He's making 60 million a year... how can you not say there's pressure on Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson to finally close the gap with the chiefs and finally deliver it.

Pressure is subjective but widely agreed upon for these specific veterans.
Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Mike FlorioMike Florio

The NFL will expand to 20 regular season games and 40 teams

There will be a Super Bowl played overseas at some point and there will be 20 regular season games. Okay. No preseason games. Okay. And 40 teams. That will happen.

This is a long-term industry prediction that will take years to resolve.
Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Mike FlorioMike Florio

The Dolphins, Browns, and Saints will be the three most disappointing teams

I would be very concerned if I was a fan of the Dolphins. I would be extremely concerned if I'm a fan of the Browns, I would find something else to do on Sunday if I was a fan of the Saints. Those are the three that come to mind.

Will be judged based on the 2025 regular season performance of these three teams.
Open
Take Slip·Aug 25, 2025
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Mike FlorioMike Florio

The Chiefs will eventually beat the Eagles in a Super Bowl LVII rematch

I'll say Chiefs Ravens in the AFC championship and Eagles 49ers in the NFC championship... Eagles Chiefs in the Super Bowl [Round 3]... Better than we expect.

Will be verified after Super Bowl LX.