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The White Walkers fight like a bunch of seven-year-olds playing soccer where everyone just runs to the ball

The White Walkers... they're super aggressive, right? But they're dumb as shit... They básicamente are... I mean, they're all just running... it's like basically playing... they fight like a bunch of like seven-year-olds play basketball. Everyone runs to the ball. Bunch ball. And no one's spacing anything out.

The tactical efficiency of fictional zombies is a matter of critical opinion.

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Jul 3, 2019
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Tim Howard is the greatest male U.S. soccer player of all time

I would say the greatest, the greatest male U.S. soccer player. Landon Donovan, Cobi Jones, Alexi Lalas, Dempsey, Dempsey, Freddie Adu. That's it. That's the list.

Whether Howard is the GOAT of US male soccer is a subjective debate frequently had by fans and pundits.
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Jul 3, 2019
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Tim HowardTim Howard

Kicking a soccer ball is incredibly easy compared to kicking a football

I think kicking a soccer ball is incredibly easy compared to kicking a football... It's a different skill set kicking a football from a soccer ball. It's terribly different.

Highly subjective opinion from an athlete experienced in one but not the other professionally.
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Jul 3, 2019
#28073
Tim HowardTim Howard

I am officially retiring from professional soccer after the 2019 season

I'm retiring after this year. [Big Cat: Have you said that?] Yeah.

Tim Howard retired from professional soccer in October 2019 at the end of the MLS season.

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Michigan was definitively the better team in the National Championship and it never felt like UConn was in danger of winning.

Michigan was the better team. We all saw it. It never felt like [the game] was in danger. Like the only moment that I was like, oh, UConn might have a chance, was when there was like maybe five and a half minutes left and Mullens missed that three to cut it to four.

The episode presents Michigan winning the 2026 National Championship as a fact within the show's timeline.
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Michigan was the best team all year — outside of Duke, who would have won the championship by a lot

They were the best team. They were the best team all year outside of Duke. 'Cause that actually was my other big takeaway — Duke just completely, Duke beat this Michigan team a month and a half ago.

Subjective comparison of team quality. Duke did beat Michigan during the regular season in 2025-26.
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Danny Hurley is 18-1 against the spread in his last four NCAA tournaments, which is insane

Danny Hurley remains 18 and one in the last four tournaments against the spread. How insane is that? Furman is the only one that they didn't cover. That was the first round this year.

This is a factual claim about Hurley's ATS record over the last four NCAA tournaments. Based on UConn's remarkable tournament run, this is plausible and presented as a known stat. Cannot fully verify exact record but the claim is stated as fact.

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