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Jan 31, 2018
#12812
Big CatBig Cat

To beat the Patriots, the quarterback needs to look like a mouth-breathing moron

To beat the Patriots, you have to look like a mouth-breathing moron. Eli Manning, he has put the book out on how to beat the Patriots. Nick Foles had that going when he had the weird glasses. Then he cleaned up, and you're like, this guy actually looks not bad.

Nick Foles, who many would consider a 'doofy' or unlikely hero, actually did go on to beat the Patriots in this very Super Bowl (LII).

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Void
Jan 31, 2018
#12811
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alex Smith is the most Redskins quarterback of all time

Alex Smith is the most Redskins quarterback of all time. He hasn't played a snap, but he is the perfect R-Words quarterback. He is a watercolor version of Brad Johnson. He is more John Beck than John Beck is. He is like Colt McCoy on the world's worst steroids.

While subjective, Alex Smith did have a successful but brief run in Washington before a career-altering injury, similar to the mixed success of other QBs mentioned.
Loss
Jan 31, 2018
#28827
Big CatBig Cat

Jay Cutler is now the top prize in the NFL quarterback free agent market

Basically every NFL team, because guess who is now the bell of the ball? Mr. Jay Cutler. Because everyone's getting their franchise quarterbacks. Jacksonville got theirs. Washington got theirs. Who's going to get Jay Cutler?

Cutler did not become the 'bell of the ball'; he retired and moved into reality TV/broadcasting after the 2017 season with the Dolphins.
Void
Jan 31, 2018
#28828
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Robert Griffin III is to blame for the Redskins' current quarterback predicament

If Robert Griffin had done a better job mentoring Kirk Cousins, then they would never have wanted to let Kirk go, and they would have extended him already, and they wouldn't be stuck in this position.

This is a satirical opinion that can't be factually proven; it's a humorous reach.

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Void
Oct 23, 2026
#31714
Big CatBig Cat

Ben Johnson ran the illegal play wrong on purpose

I think Ben Johnson ran it wrong on purpose to put something on tape that then he can run a variation off of it.

This is an interpretation of coaching intent that cannot be definitively verified from the game broadcast.
Void
Oct 23, 2026
#31715
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears are good

I think the Bears are good.

Whether the 2026 Bears are 'good' is ultimately a season-level subjective assessment.
Open
Oct 23, 2026·Week 7 Picks
#31719
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL is testing its way toward Tuesday and Wednesday games

Florio basically was like the NFL is testing out putting teams three times in a row on primetime because we're going to get to a point where they start playing Tuesday and Wednesday games. And I believe it.

This can be evaluated if the NFL introduces regular Tuesday or Wednesday games as described.