Urban Meyer will eventually be the head coach at USC

We'll just call him future USC head coach Urban Meyer.

Brian Kelly is on the hot seat because Urban Meyer is now 'lurking' for the Notre Dame job

The hot seat, the loser of this, Brian Kelly. Now, I don't think that Urban Meyer is going to coach at Notre Dame, but you better believe that if next year Notre Dame doesn't play well the entire year, there will be a ton of Urban Meyer. He's just lurking. Basically, if you are a premier program now, you have Urban Meyer lurking over your shoulder.

The fibula is a useless bone like the appendix and you can play football without it

Sucks what happened to Colt McCoy. Broke his leg. Well, not really broke his. It's the fibula. So, I mean, come on. It's the small bone. You can walk around without a fibula. It's like an appendix.

The Chargers' game against the Raiders is a must-win

The Chargers might have the most must-win game of all time playing the Raiders with the schedule they have. If they don't win this week, it's over.

Texas won; Ohio State choked

I'll say Texas win, Ryan Day choke. The play calling, I don't know, maybe they got too conservative. I think they probably did.

Oregon is probably out if it loses to USC

The USC game will be massive. If Oregon loses that game, they're probably out.