You must always order two bagels: one to eat immediately and one for an hour later
You order one bagel to eat right away, and then the other is like an hour later. You have to. You have to. That's how you get to 'deuce hogs.'
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View episodeDerek Carr is incredibly awkward on Hard Knocks and acts like a robot impersonating a quarterback
Hard Knocks is back. Derek Carr is awkward as fuck... He was like a robot trying to impersonate a quarterback... It's very clear that the message the Raiders are trying to send is Derek Carr is our quarterback.
Jon Gruden will prevent anything interesting from being shown on Hard Knocks
It's very obvious that Jon Gruden is not going to let them show anything that's remotely interesting. We just have to hope for next week with Sean McVay trying to out-Gruden Jon Gruden.
The 'I'm a dad now' excuse for behavior expires once your child turns one year old
When do you get to stop using 'I'm a dad'? [LeBron] still does. 'I'm a dad now.' I think you can't use it after your kid's like one. 'I'm a dad now' is different than 'I'm a dad.'
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I think Ben Johnson ran it wrong on purpose to put something on tape that then he can run a variation off of it.
The Bears are good
I think the Bears are good.
The NFL is testing its way toward Tuesday and Wednesday games
Florio basically was like the NFL is testing out putting teams three times in a row on primetime because we're going to get to a point where they start playing Tuesday and Wednesday games. And I believe it.