You only learn a commissioner's name if they have fucked up

If you learn a commissioner's name it's because they fucked up at some point. It's like learning the name of an offensive lineman or a referee in football.

Alex Bregman's comment about getting beaned will bite him during the 2020 season

Alex Bregman said his favorite unwritten rule is the rules that get you beaned with fastballs when you deserve it. So that sucks for Alex Bregman that he had that quote. That's a tough quote hate to see it to now have an entire career facing an entire season.

Buy all your Dayton stock because they have been unbelievable this season

College basketball obviously has been awesome. Dayton, by the way, buy all your Dayton stock because they have been unbelievable. They have like a weird fanbase... but here's me saying something nice about Dayton. Buy all your stock.

Dylan Raiola is outright bad for Oregon

Dylan Raiola is the kind of bad where it's one thing to not be good. It's another thing to be outright bad—outright bad hurts your team. Against UCLA, he was outright bad, and it's shocking.

Georgia is winning the 2026 national championship

Liam Bluman last year in the season said, whoever wins 2025 doesn't matter. Georgia's winning 2026 national title. And I think he's right. I think that's how good they are.

Texas has no quarterback or coach to overcome a great defense

It scares the shit out of me if I'm a Texas fan, because all I know is if we show up and there's a good defense on the other side, a very good defense, I don't have the quarterback and I don't have the coach that's gonna overcome it.