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HankHank

I am officially committed to 'No Naps' for the entirety of Super Bowl week

I will [raw dog it]... a hundred percent stay awake. No naps. No fucking naps. Usually they, it, it's been a while since we've been in like a Patriot Super Bowl week. So it's like, it is a different mindset.

Hank's personal 'No Naps' commitment during Super Bowl week. Cannot be verified externally.

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Jan 26, 2026
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

New England Patriots success is inevitable and I am done fighting against it

I am done fighting against Hank. I'm done fighting against Patriots fans. It's you, you'd have better luck rooting for the tide not to come in. You'd have better luck rooting for the sun not to rise in the east every morning. I've made the decision to just profit off of it because it's inevitable... they're just a franchise that has a horseshoe shoved up their ass and you can accept it or you can fight against the inevitable and be miserable. I'm choosing love. I'm choosing to love the Patriots from now on because Hank was right.

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Jan 26, 2026
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The Denver Broncos would have beaten the Patriots if Bo Nix had started

[Big Cat]: If Bo Nix starts that game, do you think the Broncos win? [PFT]: Yeah. [Big Cat]: Yeah. It's safe to say Bo Nix would've bojangled fried these guys.

The outcome is unknowable as the game finished with Stidham, but it's a testable counter-factual in the sense of the pod's logic.
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Jan 26, 2026
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HankHank

Drake May is tied for the best winning percentage in conference championship history (100%), while Jayden Daniels is tied for last (0%)

Drake May is tied for winning percentage in conference championship games. [It's] a hundred percent. Jayden Daniels is tied for dead last at 0%.

Drake May did win his conference championship in Jan 2026. This take is inherently subjective/troll-based in how it frames the comparison.

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The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.

The 2026 Super Bowl and Patriots season outcome have not occurred as of the episode date.
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Drake May will win MVP

I have Drake May as MVP.

The 2026 NFL MVP has not been awarded as of the episode date.
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HankHank

The DMV is the worst line to wait in

DMV. Great pick. That's gotta be one one. Gotta be because it goes out of order too. Yeah. That bullshit. It is. Pick number sucks.

Subjective opinion on waiting in line.