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HankSam Cassell would be the perfect athlete to storm Area 51 because the aliens would think he's one of them
My second one, I guess I'll go with Sam Cassell. Just because, you know, maybe if there is any type of, like, maybe these guys are like us, they'll see Sam Cassell and be like, all right, that's an ally.
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Big CatMitch Trubisky being the 20th best quarterback in Madden with a 75 rating is fair
Trubisky was ranked the 20th best quarterback with a rating of 75. That's okay.
Big CatDennis Rodman is a top pick to storm Area 51 because of his diplomatic experience in North Korea
My first pick, I'll just take Dennis Rodman because he went to North Korea. He can figure out diplomatic stuff. He will be able to talk to the aliens.
HankEdwin Encarnacion hasn't earned his Yankees pinstripes yet because the team lost the game where he hit two home runs
Newly acquired Yankees, Edwin Encarnacion... He had two home runs and the MLB tweeted out that the parrot has earned his pinstripes. But they lost the game, and then home runs meant nothing. You can't earn your pinstripes until you stop getting paid from your former employer.
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View profileHankRoman Anthony is a defensive liability for the Red Sox because everyone is successfully running on him in left field.
Roman Anthony, world baseball classic hero. But he has been, he's become a meme basically. If he can't, he just can't throw anyone out from left field. Everyone's just running on Roman. Shane tried to tell me he was great last year, but he was playing right field. Now he's playing left field... it's just not good.
HankAJ Brown will be traded to the New England Patriots
[AJ Brown is] gone no matter what... New England. [In my] unbiased mind, he's still gone.
HankUConn can't win the championship
I hope UConn can get it done. I don't think they can win it all.